(sorry this was late – network issues)
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…
(sorry this was late – network issues)
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…
… weepin’s (or whuppin’s).
…episodes of, “The Rachel Maddow Show”.
… liars, goons, and money.
…Hitler memes.
…ballot boxes in the trunks of Chevrolet coupes in preparation for 2020.
Birth Control.
…Russian contacts.
Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…
safe spaces
excuses for why their last two preezies were total failures
pesos
venom (greater quantities than usual)
…expensive cocoa, designer coffee, and footie pajamas.
…arugula. Prices expected to soar after Trump rips that garden out.
Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…
Revisionist history books. Ironically, liberals are unable to read them.
. . . outrage. The supplies keep leaking out, however.
…tissues and diapers. Though they seem to be using them up faster than they can resupply.
Excuses.
Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…
Coloring books
Puppies and kittens.
Play-do.
Milk and cookies.
Nap rugs.
…other people’s money
Yeah…but then they’ve always done that.
Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…
their whine cellars
….Dog whistles
…Birkenstocks and patchouli oil…
This one made me go to Google…well done Bob B.
…Rich White Liberals Lives Matter shirts and protest signs.
…excuses why they haven’t moved.
hookers and blow
videos of all the episodes of “Girls”, because Lena Dunham is sooooooo hot!
moral bankruptcy (they wouldn’t want to run out of that)
radicchio, tofu, and kale
Barbra Streisand LPs from the 1960s and 1970s, because Babs was even hotter then than Lena Dunham is now!
Priuses (Prii?) and Teslas