Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. It’s most impressive feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. It’s most impressive feature…
…- it’s built in a mysterious nuclear impact crater…
Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. It’s most impressive feature…
Hillary’s Dacha
a vodka distillery
doors that go “woosh” when opening and closing.
Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. It’s most impressive feature…
It’s right next to where Apollo 17 found Alice Kramden wandering around.
It has a large reset button by the entrance, and a laugh track if you press the button.
…its distinguishing red square to prevent confusion with the neighboring Iranian base.
Frank J has offered to design the artwork on the roof, which will include a large target and a “Nuke Here” sign written in Klingon.
. . . is the daily delivery of The New York Times and The Washington Post.
…penal colony on the Siberian side.
…now inferior Russian flying squirrels can compete with Rocky without using steroids.
…free wifi in the vodka bar.
…photos of bare chested Putin moonwalks.
A self-aware computer named Mike
And a pair of smart aleck robots name Ivan Servo and Crow T. Cosmobot.
And a large stockpile of catapult-ready rocks.
Comrade!
It shouldn’t be (’cause everyone should have read the source), but I gotta wonder if this an Obscury?
(I didn’t read it until the last year or two.)
Close, but it falls under the rule “I’ve heard of it so it can’t be obscure” (although I *did* have to hit Google because I couldn’t remember the computer’s name)
For the record, It’s “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” by Robert A. Heinlein.
Wasn’t mike a nick name though? It started as Mycroft for Holmes’ smareter brother IIRC.
…the moon roof…
The hairstyle females will be REQUIRED to wear.
…It will be commanded by Martin Landausky with Barbara Bainovich as the Chief Medical Officer.
Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. It’s most impressive feature…
… will remain unmentioned, because Soyuz doesn’t matter.
The sign: All your moon base are belong to us.
…how close it resembles the “Moon Patrol” arcade game.
It’s where Hillary is hosting her new email server.
It’s on Michael Moore’s a$$
The Snowden Internet cafe.
The dog park for Laika.
Handicapped parking and LGBTQ+ restrooms…
the steam room.
…the weather is nicer than it is in Mother Russia.
Massive defense shield against Frank J.’s nuke.