Airlines report they’re being plagued with cases of passengers flying with phony “emotional support animals”.
So the REAL question is what do they do if I bring my support monkey who’s a former circus chimp with a two-pack a day habit? Do they have to let him smoke on the flight?

“Airlines report they’re being plagued with cases of passengers flying with phony “emotional support animals.”
— Witness, for example, Obama today.
Is there such a thing as an emotional support hooker?
I’ll just keep any analyst jokes to myself.