Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obamacare is so bad, it’d be an improvement to replace it with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obamacare is so bad, it’d be an improvement to replace it with…
…CastroCare. Mikey was right.
… lime and coconut.
…KevorkianKare.
https://youtu.be/2-BtquTKw78
…random trepanning…
..chicken soup.
Tuna Soup.
Tuna Soup Sandwich?
“it’d be an improvement to replace it with…”
extreme prejudice.
Hey! Where did all these protestors with pre-printed signs appear from? I swear, they misunderstood!
leeches
…prostate exams done by a tiny Geraldo Rivera and camera crew on live television.
…all medical tests involve having Dexter examine your blood splatter.
…waiting rooms that are just a bunch of naked people wearing rubber gloves with the lights turned off.
…SMOD.
Obamacare is so bad, it’d be an improvement to replace it with…
… a musket to the junk.
…KevorkianKare
A reality competition.
“Who Wants To Bury A Millionaire?”
“Reaping Up With The Kardashians”
“Here Comes Intern Boo-Boo”
“Salubrity Apprentice”
“Underether Boss”
“Scar Search”
“Lance It Or Lose It”
“Flip This House M.D.”
“Survivor: All Of America”
“Ebola For Dollars”
Maybe something for the “Who Gives a Crap Thursdays” line-up? I know, not reality shows
“Scabs of Our Lives”
“The Young and The Lifeless”
“CHOPPED: Leper Colony Showdown”
“Name that Lesion”
“CSI: Why Bother”
a thousand pound concrete chicken.
…anything which isn’t patterned after the failing Social Security System being run like the Veterans Administration healthcare.
…Kenyan Voodoo doctors.
Everyone gets their own personal pin number.
… The Spanish Inquisition.
…didn’t expect that.
No one does.
A blind monkey throwing a dart at a board with various diseases randomly written on the board. Wherever the dart hits that’s what you get treated for, but only after paying your seven thousand dollar deductible and waiting your mandatory three months to be seen by the doctor not of your choice.
…beating sticks.
“You CAN beat that with a stick!!”
…a jar of leeches.
It would improve the current system while retaining the association with Obama.
Obamacare is so bad, it’d be an improvement to replace it with…
more efficient death panels
blood lettings
actors portraying doctors actually performing your surgeries
A Haynes repair manual for a 1983 Chevy cobalt.
In 1983 Chevyland, that would have been the awful Chevette and the more awful Citation, both of which were rolling seminars in vehicle maintenance.
as was my 1972 Chevrolet Vega, the car that persuaded me never to buy a General Motors product again (and I haven’t).
As in check the gas and fill up the oil (the aluminum block model)?
smallpox
visits to your state’s Department of Motor Vehicles
interpretive readings of the lyrics to Bob Dylan songs
a date with Lena Dunham
I’ll bet Rachel Maddow would love a date with Lena Dunham.
Hmmm…I’ve been vaccinated for smallpox , I’ve survived the DMV, Bob Dylan’s not too bad, I’m married so I’ll weasel out of the last one. We may have winner. My kids will need the vaccine; a booster wouldn’t hurt me either.
An automated mercurochrome and bandaid dispenser