Trump: “I’m just surprised the crazy fat kid got the reference”
PYONGYANG (AP) – President Donald Trump may have inadvertently edged the planet one step closer to a nuclear apocalypse today, after he took to Twitter to insult North Korea’s ruler Kim Jong Un, who threatened to take the 140 character insult as an excuse to threaten to “unleash hell” on the United States in retaliation.
Tweeted Trump: “Kim Jong tries to launch missile. Kills fish instead. Bungler. Incompetent. Ridiculous haircut. Looks like chubby Asian George McFly #Ronery”
Un immediately responded with “Oh yeah? You look like Biff Turtle-Waxing George’s car, dead-squirrel-head #ImRubberYoureGlue”, although his retort received less than 10 likes, all from Twitter accounts that were named some anagram of Kim Jong Un like Junking Om and No Jug Mink.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer criticized Trump for “unbalancing stability in the region” by being “unnecessarily provocative”.
“This is exactly the kind of thing Hitler did,” said Schumer. “In August of 1939, he kept sending telegrams about polacks changing light bulbs. Crude, short-form jibes have always been the favorite tool of facist oppressors like Trump and Hitler.”
Un immediately responded with “Oh yeah? You look like Biff Turtle-Waxing George’s car, dead-squirrel-head #ImRubberYoureGlue”, although his retort received less than 10 likes, all from Twitter accounts that were named some anagram of Kim Jong Un like Junking Om and No Jug Mink.
Except for the one from “President Hillary Clinton Really”.
Kim LongJong Dong might just be tall enough to reach the nucrear buttons even though his fingers are too fat to dial a phone number.
Hitler, of course, was on the warpath because of Neville Chamberlain’s reference to him as “ole half-a-mustache”.
You should never go full stasche.