Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Blue Origin unveiled its new space-tourism orbiter, which features…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Blue Origin unveiled its new space-tourism orbiter, which features…
…a weeklong, all expenses paid vacation to the Satellite of Love, complete with the very best movies they have to offer.
There is an obvious James Bond reference here (Moonraker), but I’m keeping it PG today.
…free shuttle service…
…Coke Zero G…
…complementary gamma ray detection badges…
…”all components made in Taiwan”…
Blue Origin unveiled its new space-tourism orbiter, which features…
slots from which you can drop pennies from heaven.
WiFi
a Muslim travel ban.
…pod doors only some dude named HAL can open, apparently.
Blue Origin unveiled its new space-tourism orbiter, which features…
a dinner “special” [don’t order it, trust me]
a “fifth” element
Screen doors.
The musical stylings of Col. Chris Hadfield:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo
Blue Origin unveiled its new space-tourism orbiter, which features…
Ejection seats covered in rich, Corinthian leather.
Layovers at Planet 10… REAL SOON!
A wall around it to keep aliens out.
….solar AND wind power!!11!!
…the cheap seats only serve you those little bags of almonds.
Economy class is really, really cheap, but you do pay extra for oxygen, and more than 1 checked bag.
…a lifetime Prime membership. Whoopee!
…speeds up to 0.5 warp
…air traffic support from Buck Murdoch on Alhpa Beta Base on the moon
…Tea, Earl Grey. Hot.
…a donut spare to save on space and weight.
…the blue food.
orbiting space tourists, of course.
extraterrestrial searches for Hillary Clinton’s ethics.
duty-free shopping, thanks to a treaty between the earth and outer space, which Donald Trump negotiated.
booty-free shopping, which explains why Bill Clinton hasn’t signed up for a trip.