Before the election. I wanted two things: I wanted a Republican to win, and I wanted Hillary to lose. I got both those things. I also got President Trump, which gives me a very uneasy feeling, but I can’t exactly nail down why.
Similarly, I like “Folsom Prison Blues”, and I like “Pinball Wizard”. Clowns make me uneasy, though.
But as with the Trump presidency, the whole of it seems to have more upside than down:
[Folsom Prison Blues/Pinball Wizard Mashup – Johnny Cash – The Who – Puddles Pity Party] (Viewer #25,474)

Johnny Cash, and Elton John in my head… in a clown costume, yeah, I need more hundred proof Southern Comfort. Only because it seems to work!
That’s by no means the weirdest thing I’ve seen on the internet, but it might be the weirdest thing that seems to make sense.