Straight Line of the Day: France Elected a New President, Whose First Official Act… Posted by Harvey on 8 May 2017, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. France elected a new President, whose first official act…
France elected a new President, whose first official act… was to find someone to surrender to. Reply to this comment
France elected a new President, whose first official act… was a dog and pony show, followed by some guy who did bird impersonations. Reply to this comment
…forbid those nasty feminist Le Pen supporters from wearing pink HelloKitty hats. Reply to this comment
…appoint his bankster buddies to positions of high office so he can safely move his bank accounts back to France. Reply to this comment
…was to declare Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher the new national anthem. …endear himself to the populace by stating that he didn’t know the difference between a French voter and a hippie but it sure isn’t the smell. Reply to this comment
was to change France’s flag to three white stripes on a field of white. was to order the complete set of Pepe Le Pew cartoons. Reply to this comment
. . . was to order all military vehicles to be fitted with no less than 3 gears in reverse. http://www.blackfive.net/main/2003/06/all_things_fren_1.html Reply to this comment
France elected a new President, whose first official act… order Governor LePetomane job training videos apologizing for the French and Indian Wars begging President Trump to keep John Kerry and James Taylor out of his country Reply to this comment
Which resulted in Putin having to step down because he couldn’t stop laughing long enough to govern. Reply to this comment
was to convert to islam, marry a 9 year old and participate in genital mutilations of all the young girls in Paris. (too much, too soon?) Reply to this comment
France elected a new President, whose first official act…
was to find someone to surrender to.
was to surrender to Islam….
…was to demand cake for everyone.
…was to appoint his administration’s cake baker.
…was to appoint DamnCat as his synchronicity advisor.
…was to make Vichy water the national beverage…
…was to line his office with Islamic prayer rugs.
…was to find a government job for his mistress.
France elected a new President, whose first official act…
was a dog and pony show, followed by some guy who did bird impersonations.
was to eat stinky cheese.
…forbid those nasty feminist Le Pen supporters from wearing pink HelloKitty hats.
…appoint his bankster buddies to positions of high office so he can safely move his bank accounts back to France.
…will be to embrace the Obama C*ck Holster Doctrine.
…was to publicly admit that he has no clue what he’s doing.
…was to declare Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher the new national anthem.
…endear himself to the populace by stating that he didn’t know the difference between a French voter and a hippie but it sure isn’t the smell.
was to change France’s flag to three white stripes on a field of white.
was to order the complete set of Pepe Le Pew cartoons.
. . . was to order all military vehicles to be fitted with no less than 3 gears in reverse.
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2003/06/all_things_fren_1.html
France elected a new President, whose first official act…
order Governor LePetomane job training videos
apologizing for the French and Indian Wars
begging President Trump to keep John Kerry and James Taylor out of his country
….was to investigate RUSSIANS HACKING THE ELECTION !!11!!111!!!111!!!111!
Which resulted in Putin having to step down because he couldn’t stop laughing long enough to govern.
find James Taylor and have him on standby for the inevitable next massacre.
France has a President?
was to convert to islam, marry a 9 year old and participate in genital mutilations of all the young girls in Paris. (too much, too soon?)