Mike Miller, the World Olympians Association chief executive, said athletes need to be fitted with microchips to fight against drug cheats in sports.
Nah. It’d be more fun to just hold a separate Performance-Enhanced Olympics. I want to see an 8-second 100-meter dash.
I brought that up in conversation with a coworker once, and we eventually realized that there’d be a huge advertising opportunity for the pharma/chemical companies that enhanced the performance.
“We don’t make the athletes you know. We make the athletes you know better.”