Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The one thing you will NOT find in the Barack Obama Presidential Library…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The one thing you will NOT find in the Barack Obama Presidential Library…
The one thing you will NOT find in the Barack Obama Presidential Library…
dogs.
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Are you telling me the Obama Presidential Library was built without a snack bar?
It’s called the “Allahu Snackbar.”
The one thing you will NOT find in the Barack Obama Presidential Library…
anything worth looking at.
My Pet Goat
Non-fiction
Harvey, Basil, FrankJ, . . .
any verifiable statement of fact
…a rational thought…
A room that doesn’t smell like choom.
An unshredded copy of the US Constitution.
…Bill Ayres and Jeremiah Wright autographed memorabilia…
…a receipt for the return of Harvey Weinstein’s money.
References to 57 states, Cinco de quatro, you didn’t build that, the Austrian language, smiling pictures of his children, if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor, Hawaii is in Asia, the Intercontinental railroad, Navy corpseman, the Special Olympics, $9 trillion of added unpatriotic debt, wealth spreading (although there will be a lot of manure spreading), my Muslim faith, Israel being a strong friend of Israel, seeing dead people in his audience on Memorial Day, 10,000 people dying in a Kansas tornado, Hillary being likable enough, YouTube videos, and the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor, just to name a few. All the more reason this lowlife deserves no R-S-P-E-C-T.
I rarely defend Obama, but his “cinco de cuatro” was actually a well-delivered line referencing the fact that he was holding a Cinco de Mayo event on May 4th. It works because cuatro and Mayo both end in “o”. Sorta like the Simpsons line where they reference “Cinco de Ocho”.
https://twitter.com/EverySimpsons/status/620353627111067648
Aside from that, Obama was a horrible human being and an even worse President.
BURN THE OBAMA FANBOY!!!!1!
He must be judged! Somebody get me a duck!
I would respectfully disagree. “Happy Five of Four” makes no sense, comedic or otherwise. In the context of what he said, Quatro de Mayo would have fit perfectly. I believe either Obama and/or his teleprompter wordsmith used the wrong words, then tried to play it as a joke. Imagine if Bush 43 or Quayle had said similar.
..something that’s not in rainbow colors.
…truth.
The one thing you will NOT find in the Barack Obama Presidential Library…
wainscotting.
The Pledge of Allegiance
…an official portrait of him wearing a necktie or not wearing mom jeans.
…me.
…a true conservative, a Constitutionalist or Barack Obama after the opening ceremony.
A place to kneel, since that’s in the Clinton Presidential Library. Ooops!
A copy of The Federalist Papers.
is a book in which the pictures haven’t been colored with crayons.
I bet he went outside the lines as well.
…the truth.
…Ted Nugent albums.
The one thing you will NOT find in the Barack Obama Presidential Library…
Donald Trump perusing various the books and documents.