Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The way to tell if you’re talking to a Russian spy…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The way to tell if you’re talking to a Russian spy…
…he keeps talking about his good friends in Chappaqua.
They care about what you think. Real Americans only care about their own opinions.
Tattooed on the back of the neck.
…give him a Grey Goose.
Has to ask what “Ginger or Mary Ann?” means.
Cannot hum theme songs to both “The Munsters” or “The Addams Family.”
…he keeps trying to give you bumper stickers from the “Comrades to Elect Bernie Committee.”
Is aware, right off the bat, that there are two Georgias.
And its always on his mind.
The way to tell if you’re talking to a Russian spy…
the guys are called Boris, the girls Natasha
the accent.
often takes a shoe off during a verbal rant.
But never takes his shoe off to make a phone call.
The way to tell if you’re talking to a Russian spy…
he asks you if you Saw the Jimmy Kimmel show last night.
thinks Michelle Obama makes some good points on women’s voting patterns.
just LOVES a single payer health system.
…is how he constantly mutters “da, da, da” as you drone on…
That’s all he wants to say to you?
The way to tell if you’re talking to a Russian spy…
favorite movie is “Reds”.
calls the Antifa movement people “pikers”.
if wants to find out if you know Donald Trump.
…is how she keeps forwarding “news” articles from Facebook…
…he has outstanding hookers but crappy blow.
The way to tell if you’re talking to a Russian spy…
doesn’t know how the Electoral College works.
not familiar with the concept of “free Speech”.
borscht stains on his teeth.
… and ran for president.
is that he keeps talking about “moose and squirrel”.
is that he asks for an introduction to the Clintons so he can buy some uranium.
…when he speaks of ‘Clinton hacking’, he isn’t talking about Lady Hillary’s cough.
…Look at his wristwatch: https://youtu.be/i81yrwiQeds
Or if his phone had this printed on it:
я телефон
Either doesn’t get Yakov Smirnoff jokes or thinks they’re wildly funny. In other words, doesn’t just ignore them.
Has press credentials.
STOP!!! NO FURTHER COMMENTS NECESSARY!!!
Oppo wins the interwebs for the day.
Not bloody likely. They’re on a roll.
…he/she is drinking vodka with breakfast.
You’re playing a little one on one and every shot he says, “Nothing but nyet!”
Subliminal messages on your iPhone: “Don’t go to Wisconsin!”
He’s wearing a KAOS jacket.
…tries to recruit Rosie O’Donnell for the Russian Olympic shot put team.
…hates dogs, is married to a Siberian husky.