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Satire – Detectives Stumped As “Legwarmer Murderer” Claims Another Victim
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The Legwarmer Murderer uses this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqLwHP4y6Q
I really think she should use this song. It’s way more eighties……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeOWnnSNjg
Or this one……………
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLQeb5NGt3E
The piece linked refers to “1980s pop culture”, which, to my mind, is a contradiction in terms.
Hey, what’s wrong with the ’80s? Hello! Ronald Reagan.