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Why Do We Dive With Sharks But Not Crocodiles?
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Why Do We Dive With Sharks But Not Crocodiles? Because we’re not complete morons. Complete morons would dive with both.
Crocodiles make poor dive buddies.
Jaques Cousteau did not dive with crocodiles. Also, aren’t crocodiles in shallow, turbid (if not opaque) water? Also, what zzyzx said. Furthermore, “death roll.”
Because of the 247 species of sharks, only 11 are dangerous to humans. All crocodiles/alligators are dangerous to humans once they are about as long as the human is tall.