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One of Tesla Motors autonomous vehicles crashed into a parked cop car.

Time to buy Tesla stock, because every social justice warrior protest groupie is gonna want one.

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  1. No pun intended but it’s a 2-way street. I’m now having evil brainstorming thoughts about what could happen at the next Left Wing protests in the middle of a street blocking traffic. LIMBVPEV (laughing in my best Vincent Price evil voice)

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  4. This’ll never make it past the sensors.

    (Sung with Elon:)

    Asked the world what it wanted to see:
    It said, “Baby, more I.T.!
    I want autonomous, a car on a screen!”
    But A.I.’s got something in-between.

    USB can drive my car
    Yes I’m gonna beat OnStar
    Say, YouTube can drive my car
    And maybe T-bone you….

    I told Alexa my reflexes were good
    And she said “Baby, it’s understood:
    Avoiding humans is all very fine
    But I can’t be fined for any crime.”

    GPS can drive my car
    Yes I’m gonna beat OnStar
    Say YouTube can drive my car
    And maybe T-bone you;
    Beep beep’m beep beep yeah….

    I told that girl to Kickstart right away
    And she said, “Listen, baby, I got something to say
    I’ve got no car that ain’t breaking apart
    But I’ve replaced a driver, and that’s a start.”

    Google View can drive my car
    Yes I’m gonna beat OnStar
    Baby, Musk can drive my car
    And maybe T-bone you….
    Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (0101010101)
    Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (0101010101)
    Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (0101010101)
    Beep beep’m beep beep yeah (fade out)

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