In a bizarre criminal case, a man has been charged with stealing two human toes from an exhibition displaying human corpses and organs.
The case may be related to those pre-Obamacare doctors that would make money amputating people’s feet.
In a bizarre criminal case, a man has been charged with stealing two human toes from an exhibition displaying human corpses and organs.
The case may be related to those pre-Obamacare doctors that would make money amputating people’s feet.
Was it Sgt. Hulka by any chance?
I heard his favorite nursery rhyme is:
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went…
“Wee wee wee” all the way home…
there are far more lucrative things to cut off now that the whole transgender thing is a thing. Heck, an enterprising doctor might even find a patient looking for a particular cut off thing and pay to have it put on – @zerowaste! @doubleprofit!
He’s well on his way to a ten-digit income.
Is he a Seinfeld fan? Dating a girl who needs some thumbs?
Foot loose, foot loose, kicks off the Sunday news
Police: Toe-riste pulled them off at the knees
Thighjacked, get hacked, come on get into the act
Lose your shoes, everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
(Everybody) everybody cut the foot loose.
— theme from Dom and Dahmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AGy5dh9-w