Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
Now 20% less boring!
Banana republics at their best!
Taste the covfefe!
More exciting than watching paint dry!
Like American football but without all the manliness!
…”You Can Play Candy Crush While You Watch”…
Football, Without The Nuts Who Take Knee
…”The Fifth Best Fun On Grass”…
…”Soccer – Where Boredom Is A Goal”…
“Soccer…meh.”
Bringing The Apathy!
“RUN FORREST RUN”!
“What else is on?”
Nobody remembers what the letters N F L stood for.
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
Trump will NOT still be President. [We really really hope]
Any excuse to drink beer!
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
hold my beer and watch this.
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
Make sure your papers are in order.
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
48 teams enter, 1 team leaves.
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
call it soccer or go home. [Just go home to be on the safe side.]
Soccer? I don’t even know her.
We’ve got the balls for the World Cup
Even sissies need a manly sport once in a while
Best hookers and blow outside of Colombia!!!
I don’t like soccer that much but it is popular with…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers, most of Europe, and British Soccer Hooligans!!
…This game sucks.
The only thing out of Europe with balls in the last 70 years!
Muggle quiddich!
Bend it like covfefe
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…”No one will really care in 2056.”
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
It’s Queer, they’re here, get more beer.
In 2026, America will host the World Cup Soccer Championship. It’s tagline will be…
Written in Spanish.