Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best reason to go live on Mars…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best reason to go live on Mars…
The best reason to go live on Mars…
Free HBO.
Much lower property taxes.
The best reason to go live on Mars…
no need for a border wall.
The traffic is manageable.
No one knows where the 38th parallel is.
The best reason to go live on Mars…
in space you cannot hear the screeching of the liberals.
is that it’s better than living on Uranus.
Fewer floods.
Ergo: reasonably priced flood insurance.
That makes sense.
The best reason to go live on Mars…
martian hookers and blow.
There is no good reason get real.
The best reason to go live on Mars…
the Springs are spectacular.
Gentrification is not yet a problem.
No taxes.
(Air taxes? Whadda you mean air taxes?——
Thank you Dr. Pournelle)
See https://www.baen.com/fires-of-freedom.html.
Strict immigration codes have denied access to MS13 and MSNBC.
The best reason to go live on Mars…
The waters.
The waters? Mars is a desert!
I was misinformed.
…It ain’t no place to raise a kid….
…no mosquitoes.
Keith Olbermann, Alec Baldwin, and Anthony Weiner are unlikely to move in next to you.
But Deja Thoris might.
It’s easy to spell on your return address.
It’s red, not blue.
…no extradition laws
To show Sheila Jackson Lee where Neil Armstrong planted the American flag
For Trick or Treat you just hand the kids some Mars.
…because their chief moon if fear…. fear and panic… their two chief moons are fear, panic, and….