Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Governor Jerry Brown said the real cause of the California wildfires…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Governor Jerry Brown said the real cause of the California wildfires…
…is overheated rhetoric from Trump…
…may be rectified once he ends his term as governor…
…is the legalization of marijuana with people throwing their lit joints out the window and not re-cycling them for later.
… the two things California is known for: Cheats & Chong.
…will be taxed.
Governor Jerry Brown said the real cause of the California wildfires…
was NOT Aliens but… it was really Aliens.
Governor Jerry Brown said the real cause of the California wildfires…
White men who discovered fire in the first place.
…is the appalling lack of high-speed rail travel…
Governor Jerry Brown said the real cause of the California wildfires…
the burning of ballots after their “Usefulness” was complete.
Governor Jerry Brown said the real cause of the California wildfires…
Bush! [fires]
…refracted moonbeams.
… movie/TV show fan friction.
… an old video of Robert Palmer and the Palmerettes: smoking hot.
… illegal sparks of divinity.
…is incendiary tweets…
…has been sacked.
Hillary walking…. lot of friction there.
Lots of heat but it’s a dry heat.
…electrical Brown-outs.
Maxine Waters’ gasoline breath
A Boy Scout started a fire rubbing a stick against Pelosi’s face.
The Democrats found out you can’t just hide all those paper ballot votes for Republican candidates they diverted from the last election.
A Spinal Tap concert… Looks like they need a new drummer… again.
… was not Billy Joel, because he didn’t start the fire.
…to be factual they are not wildfires, they are just a slightly higher than normal number of Trump effigies.
…Elizabeth Warren’s nearsightedness as she communicates with her base.
…Drew Barrymore, method acting.
Governor Jerry Brown said the real cause of the California wildfires…
Was the usual suspects, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and and hot PG&E wires.
Added fun fact! A person born today could go to kindergarten, grammar school, middle school, high school, college, law school, and fifty years from now still be able to earn a good living litigating this case….that’s how many lawsuits are going to come from this.
Except, according to the experts, humanity will all be dead by then because Trump will refuse to do anything to stop Climate change.