Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…
…to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
…to serve as the janitors closet.
…discovering parts of the brain previously unknown.
…storing earworms for unwelcome all-day replay.
…is unknown, but researchers are going to mess with it anyway…
…suppresses logic and reason during 140-character interactions…
..is to identify “Die Hard” as a Christmas movie…
✔️Christmas season
✔️Christmas music
✔️Estranged family reuniting
✔️Giant teddy bear
✔️Machine guns
✔️Blowed up FBI helicopter
✔️High tech thieves
What’s there that’s not Christmas to you?
…to do whatever cats tell them to do.
And right now, dammit!
… is to shut down when a game is on the line
… is to suspend all arithmetic skills when considering Powerball odds and one’s likelihood of defying those odds.
…if you have it, is to create an euphoric state when your body reflexively punches a hippie.
…is unknown but zombies relish it as the tastiest part.
…as the 99% of mens conciousness is to think about sex and bacon so we’ll have to wait for a woman to figure it out.
I had a variation of your last one. It was endlessly funny and would have you smiling quietly to yourself for the rest of the day but I won’t rudely step on your line.
They found a sector which affects bias of the individual towards or away from liberalism.
If insufficient wholesome American activities are not pursued this section will in inevitably cause the individual to become a liberal following the commands of their socialist masters.
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…is to think up witty sayings to put on giant signs on the Moon.
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…
to be a conjunction junction.
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…
has to do with, well I am not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…
to remain hidden until the end times when it will be revealed and the final seal is to be broken.
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…
to forget what needs to be forgotten and remember things that need remembering.
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…
to separate the wheat form the chaff.
“It’s time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.”
– Cotton McKnight –
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown part of the human brain. Its function…
is to hide the evidence.
…is to store all those movie quotes and other useless knowledge. Obviously oversized in the male species.
… it to be the equivalent of a mental “junk drawer.”