[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands
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…. but you can still have arms, right?
“That Edward Seizure-hands, he make-a me cry!”
The lazy man’s way of making both handcuffs and fisticuffs obsolete.
“Geez, chill out, Tight-ass Androgynous!”
Their arms will be too short to box for their God.