[High Praise! to USA Today Opinion]
Green New Deal’s 55 promises that have little to do with climate change: The full list
The list reads better if you start by fixing a 3-year-old girl’s voice in your head, and start with “I want a unicorn and some candy and a princess dress and…”
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“I want a unicorn and some candy and a princess dress and to be wealthy and a senator and an ambassador and President of the United States! And my name is Hillary and I’m only three years old! And did I say wealthy?”