I’m ready for baseball season.
So, what’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Monday Night Open Thread, and you pick the topics.
Who wants to start?
I’m ready for baseball season.
So, what’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Monday Night Open Thread, and you pick the topics.
Who wants to start?
Some scientists are warning that if global warming isn’t stopped, we could soon see “palm trees and crocodiles” in the Arctic
The really scary part: someone might take it as a sign to shoot another Paul Hogan movie.
[Brunettes Shoot Blondes – Houston (LIVE)] (Viewer #512,076)
The song itself if perfectly forgettable, but kudos for making the Frankenstrument work.
[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Conservatives Accused Of Making Liberals Look Bad By Simply Reading List Of Things Liberals Believe
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President Trump will finally secure border wall funding by attaching it to legislation making it a federal crime to block access to ranch dressing.
[High Praise! to Oppo]
Tell Me What Jussie (to the tune of “Tell Me What You See” by The Beatles)
[The Media:]
If you let me take your part
I will prove to you
We will make another start
If I’m part of you
Oprah. Up your sights, now
Tell me what you see:
It is no surprise now —
MSNBC!
Big and black those clowns may be
Time will pass that by;
If you put your trust in media
We’ll make bright your day!
Look into these lies, now
Tell me what you see
Don’t you realize now
You can seize P.C.
Tell me what, Jussie
[Chicago P.D.:]
Listen to me one more time, how can I get truth?
Can’t you try to see that crime’s
Tracing back to you?
Open up your eyes, now
Tell me, NBC:
It is no surprise now
What you see is meek
Tell me what, Jussie
[Feds:]
Listen to me one more time, how can I get truth?
Can’t you try to see that crime
Tracing back to you?
Open up your eyes, now
Tell me, NBC
It is no surprise now
What you see is meek
Tell me, “What Jussie?”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
China’s state-run news agency, Xinhua, today unveiled “the world’s first female AI news anchor“.
Mindlessly reciting socialist government talking points. Guess Bernie just found his new Press Secretary.