Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
…Don’t allow critics to draw another breath…
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
bury the bodies deep.
…Lay off the sauce, hot or otherwise…
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
well I am not saying its partner up with Aliens but… its partner up with Aliens.
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
have you been to Fort Marcy park lately? The view is… breath taking.
…Schedule public appearances during periods of lucidity…
…Watch out for those meddling kids…
…Lie big, laugh bigger…
…”Go out and get your own damn Russian dossier on Trump”!
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
…”Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!”
…”Outta my way, It’s my turn!
“If you take a bit of a tumble like I do on occasion, remember the number to call, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3”
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
“Let the Wookie win.”
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
Don’t tug on Superman’s cape, don’t spit into the wind, don’t pull the mask off that ol’ Lone Ranger and don’t mess around with Trump.
how many people sang that??
Badly?
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
never accept Joe Biden’s offer to have some candy and see a puppy in the van.
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
try and post witty signs on the Moon.
don’t put all your deplorables in one basket.
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
Don’t sleep through the next Benghazi.
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
If your political party has “fixed” the primaries so you are guaranteed to to be the candidate, at least put some effort into winning the general election.
And finally never take political advice from the following people…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists.
Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
remember to leave the gun, take the Cannolis.
…dead men tell no tales.
…have more dirt on the reporters than they have on you.
That’s easy if you follow walruskkkch’s first suggestion…
…is how to make millions on cattle futures without even trying.
Remember to act natur…
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Hillary Clinton is now advising Democrat presidential candidates. Her most important tip…
…plastics!
Micro fiber is the best kind of wiping cloth.
If Bill asks if you’d like to meet Uncle Wiggley…say NO!
After the first 6 glasses, box wine ain’t that bad.
As you fall…tuck and roll!
…Remember, always make them forget.
…Destroy their will, abolish their Rights, and use these enslaved to attack Republicans.
…Replace it with Folgers crystals or just freeze dry your heart like I did.
…Remember the Alamo, we can lose them all.
…You can’t out liberal the press but you have to try.
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