Link of the Day: But I Don’t Think of You

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

‘Why Are Republicans So Obsessed With Me?’ Asks Wildly Popular Democrat Whose Ideas Threaten To Destroy Everything America Holds Dear

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Straight Line of the Day: Forget the Federal Holiday, Today Is George Washington’s Actual Birthday. Please Suggest an Appropriate Way to Celebrate…

[On ideas from Slapout and Dan [High Praise!]

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Forget the federal holiday, today is George Washington’s actual birthday. Please suggest an appropriate way to celebrate…