A new report shows that San Francisco now has more drug addicts than high school students.
Most people think that’s worse… unless they’ve ever tried to get a teenager to put his phone down.
Archive of entries posted on 5th February 2019
At Least Rename the Kuiper Belt to Something a First Time Reader Isn’t Afraid to Try to Pronounce
Link of the Day: The Original Apology Tour
[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Conan The Barbarian Apologizes For Misogynistic Comments After Viewing Gillette Commercial
Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Trump Truths: Alert
President Trump’s special State of the Union podium will have breakaway edges so he can tear off chunks to hurl at Ruth Bader Ginsburg if she nods off again.
He’s having a spare podium installed to handle Nancy. Not just for nodsies, though.
Except You-Know-Who
Straight Line of the Day: Insider Leaks President Trump’s Schedule. On His To-Do List…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Insider leaks President Trump’s schedule. On his to-do list…
The Illustrated Frank J: Also, the Corners of His Mouth Go Down When He Smiles, Which Isn’t the Least Bit Creepy-Looking
Curing Your Problem
Washington DC has not only banned plastic straws, it’s actually hired an inspector to go around checking restaurants for compliance.
Just use unwrapped straws. Liberals won’t arrest anything that doesn’t have papers.