Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Insider leaks President Trump’s schedule. On his to-do list…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Insider leaks President Trump’s schedule. On his to-do list…
…”Troll the Dems…
…”Fire someone”…
…post a tweet and infuriate liberals, check.
…”Make sure someone reorders my Diet Coke supply”…
…Call Nanc and Chucky”…
…Make good on a deal attending the Patriots super bowl victory parade in exchange for a lifetime supply of Kraft tartar sauce.
Gotta burnish that White Nationalist cred.
… have the Obama Bucket deloused.
Win.
Win.
Win.
Get tired of winning.
Win.
Go to #1.
Covfefe break.
…prepare three envelopes.
Insider leaks President Trump’s schedule. On his to-do list…
well I’m not saying it involves Aliens but… it involves Aliens.
We’ll see it on the cover of the next issue of the Midnight Star
…shave and a haircut
two bits
No, all the bits…
…make Nancy cry.
…build a giant wooden badger
…”Consider using “Mad Libs” to write SotU speech”…
…Prank call CNN”…
…”Lunch with Mexican Ambassador. Order Taco Bell”
…”Lunch with French Ambassador. Order Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
…have them play ‘Mr. Sandman” by the Chordettes instead of ‘Hail to the Chief’ when he walks in. (and have Nick Sandmann sitting next to Melania in a MAGA hat)
Or “Enter Sandman” by Metallica…
smirking
…”Double-check DVR settings for “When Animals Attack” and “Shark Week” shows”…
…bang on a drum like Nathan Phillips.
Bang on Nathan Phillips like a drum…
…use Whoopie Goldberg as a whoopie cushion in Nancy’s chair.
Save America from the ghastly alternatives by winning a second term.
Insider leaks President Trump’s schedule. On his to-do list…
Kick butt and chew gum.
Reorder gum supply, its on back order.
Take out the trash
https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/7ede97dcd5f67683a8b5622f040ab947.jpg
…quote Bruce Lee during the SotU address, “When there is an opportunity, I do not hit. It hits all by itself.”
To crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentation of the women!
And lower some more lotion to the Democratic Womens Caucus in the pit.
…order some flying pigs from China.
…have Nick Sandmann and Gladys Knight stare down the Libs before the SOTU speech.
…hire Bill Belichick as Press Secretary.
…rent bigger warehouses for October surprises.
…blanket pardon, to erase white guilt.
…remember to cement his 2020 victory with Russian collusion in case schedule leaks cause Democrat optimism.