You know what today is, right?
You did say “Washington’s Birthday” didn’t you? You didn’t say … that other thing, did you?
I wrote about it over at my little blog. Of course, I do that every year. It’s how I am.
Anyway, what’s up with you? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Monday Night Open Thread, and you get to talk about whatever you like. You pick the topic.
What’s on your mind?
NASA announced they’re planning to send people to the moon again within the next decade.
Good. And this time, plant an American flag big enough to be seen from Earth.
[How The Ford Model T Took Over The World] (Viewer #280,413)
A good, honest look at how Ford’s relentless pursuit of efficiency made his company a powerhouse.
Pity they ruined it toward the end with that pap about “disposable workers”
[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]
Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
President Trump was actually considering have a robot double of himself built so that he could accomplish all his daily tasks. However, it’s no longer necessary, since Democrats have graciously taken over his job of “making Democrats look like overreaching socialist lunatics“.
[High Praise! to Oppo]
Send in (D) Clowns (to the tune of “Send in the Clowns” by Judy Collins)
Is it the rich?
Ain’t it unfair?
Me with my ass on the ground
You in mid-air.
Spendin’ (D) clowns.
Did you hear “Who Dis”?
Don’t you approve?
Of one who keeps caring about
Bills that can’t move?
But where are (D) clowns?
Send in (D) clowns.
Just when will they stop
Opening doors?
Finally knowing
The money I wanted was yours?
Making my entrance again with my usual “Unfair!”
Sure of my lines
No one is there…
Don’t you love farce?
My force, my fear?
I thought that you’d want what I want —
Sorry, here’s that beer.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in (D) clowns
Don’t bother…
{dramatic pause}
…They’re here.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump declared a border emergency, and is demanding $8 billion and…
In former FBI Director Andrew McCabe’s new book, he complains that “every day is a new low in the White House“.
And every day is a new high outside of it. I’ll take that tradeoff.
