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Archive of entries posted on 1st February 2019

Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 1 February 2019, 9:00 pm

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 7 Comments

Do I Hear John Williams Music?

Posted by Harvey on 1 February 2019, 8:00 pm

Scientists are now testing what they describe as a “shark bite-resistant” wetsuit

Next up: finding a way to make Democrats safe from President Trump’s Twitter account.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | Comment

Geographically, Canada’s Our Billy Carter

Posted by Harvey on 1 February 2019, 7:00 pm

[Canada & The United States (Bizarre Borders Part 2)] (Viewer #10,065,532)

I’m glad I don’t live anywhere near the no-touching zone

[title reference link]

Filed under Videos | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: In a Universe Where President Trump Has a Goatee and Chuck Norris Is Bullied by a Guy in a Plaid Onesie

Posted by Harvey on 1 February 2019, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Washington Free Beacon]

SNL for Conservatives

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

Trump Truths: Device

Posted by Harvey on 1 February 2019, 4:00 pm

The rumors are true: President Trump has a secret device that allows him to read the minds of his liberal enemies. Which he never uses because he doesn’t care what they think.

Filed under Trump Truths | 3 Comments

Technically, It’s an Oxymoron

Posted by Harvey on 1 February 2019, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 2 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Written on the Sole of Nike’s Latest Shoe…

Posted by Harvey on 1 February 2019, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Written on the sole of Nike’s latest shoe…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 36 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Somewhere on the Moon I Bet There’s a Flying Car

Posted by Harvey on 1 February 2019, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

Huh… It’s Actually Full of Poetry

Posted by Harvey on 1 February 2019, 8:00 am

Astronomers report that the Earth is being orbited by what they describe as “an empty trash bag“.

Must’ve been left over from an Adopt-a-Hyperspatial-Express-Route cleanup project.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

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