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Archive of entries posted on 26th February 2019
Says #435 of 435
Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said that until her critics offer their own climate change plans, “I’m the boss“.
I usually don’t complain about people’s accents, but she mispronounced “problem”.
As Long As Funding It Is Voluntary, I Say Go
[Building a Marsbase is a Horrible Idea: Let’s do it!] (Viewer #3,837,644)
Link of the Day: For Some Reason, I Didn’t Watch This
[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Celebrities Attending Most Secure Event Of The Year Condemn Borders, Walls
Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Trump Truths: Award
To counter the low ratings of the Oscars, President Trump handed out his own award to people. The Government Leaves You Alone Award – or “Lonie” – is awarded by having a government employee not give it to you, and not even bothering you to tell you that you’ve won. I thought I’d gotten one, but the mail came today.
Grilled (Song Parody)
[High Praise! to Oppo]
Grilled (to the tune of “Girl” by The Beatles)
Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the hate crime I devised?
It’s the kind of crime you want so much it makes you sorry
Still you don’t regret a single lie
Ah, grilled, grilled . . .
When I think of all the crimes I’ve tried so hard to leverage
So you would turn to me and start to cry
ABC promises the earth to me, and a beverage
After all this crime I don’t know why
Ah, grilled, grilled . . .
It’s the kind of crime that you put on when friends are there, you feel a fool
When you think it’s looking good, the action is then misunderstood
Uncool! Ooh-ooh! Ooh-oo! Uh-oh!
Grilled, grilled . . .
Was Jussie told when he was young that pain would lead to pleasure?
Did he understand it when they said
That a man must break ’em bad to earn his day of leisure?
Will he still believe it when he’s dead?
Ah, grilled, grilled . . .
Grilled, grilled . . .
Straight Line of the Day: Easiest Way to Fix Global Warming? Make People Stop…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Easiest way to fix global warming? Make people stop…
The Illustrated Frank J: Just Don’t Let Her Be In Charge of the National Dental Plan
Let Me Show You the Pencil Trick
Now coming back on a wave of nostalgia: music cassettes.
They say the analog tape captures nuances that digital can’t, but I say you haven’t heard “Baby’s Got Back” until you’ve heard it on the original Edison Cylinder.