[High Praise! to Oppo]

Send in (D) Clowns (to the tune of “Send in the Clowns” by Judy Collins)

Is it the rich?
Ain’t it unfair?
Me with my ass on the ground
You in mid-air.
Spendin’ (D) clowns.

Did you hear “Who Dis”?
Don’t you approve?
Of one who keeps caring about
Bills that can’t move?
But where are (D) clowns?
Send in (D) clowns.

Just when will they stop
Opening doors?
Finally knowing
The money I wanted was yours?
Making my entrance again with my usual “Unfair!”

Sure of my lines
No one is there…

Don’t you love farce?
My force, my fear?
I thought that you’d want what I want —
Sorry, here’s that beer.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in (D) clowns
Don’t bother…
{dramatic pause}
…They’re here.