Then we had to decide on a building. And they came in, one of the generals. “Sir, would you please sign this order?” I said, “What’s it for?” “We’re going to build — start the process” — it would take 30 years, by the way — “of building the embassy.” The actual embassy.
“How much is it?” “One billion dollars, sir.” I said, “Wait a minute, this is a one-story building.” (Laughter.) That’s what I do. How do you spend a billion? “Sir, we’re going to purchase land, and then we’re going to get approvals. And we’re going to….”
I said, “How old are we going to be by the time this thing finishes, General?” (Laughter.) “I don’t know, sir, but it’s $1 billion.”
. . .
I called David Friedman. I said, “David, go check Jerusalem. Do we own any land?” He said, “Let me check it out.” He calls me back. He goes, “Sir, we do. We own a much better piece that the piece they want to buy. Much better. It’s bigger. It’s safer. It’s a much better location with better views. And you know what? We have a building on it.” (Laughter and applause.)
And he says, “Sir, I think we can renovate the building for $200,000.” (Applause.) True story. And it’s the only time in my whole life that — you know, usually, I’d say, “Make it a hundred.” I said, “David, it’s too cheap. It doesn’t sound like enough.” I said, “Make it $500,000 or less.”
And we did. And we took this building, which was a very good building —- set back. It had all the things that you need. They like set back, for safety. A big site. A beautiful site. And I said, “Do me another favor. Use Jerusalem stone.” Because a friend of mine in New York has — he’s so proud. He uses Jerusalem stone in his office. He’s a very rich guy. Ron Baron. He’s got a wall of Jerusalem stone.
Every time I come in, he goes, “Oh, this is Jerusalem stone.” And I say, “Ron, you’ve told me that 100 times.” (Laughter.) He said, “You have no idea how expensive it is.” I said, “Listen, you’re in Jerusalem. Can you get Jerusalem stone?” He says, “Yeah, I can buy it real cheap.” (Laughter.) Comes from Jerusalem. So they used Jerusalem stone, and we built it for less than $500,000.
We opened it in four months. That is better than the Wollman Rink story — you want to really know the truth. It’s better. (Applause.) So instead of a billion and a half — don’t forget, the billion was going to be $2 billion and $3 billion. I could tell you stories. But anyway, so we — not only did we get and do what we said I was going to do, but I got the building built and it’s been open for a year and a half. And it’s a beautiful, beautiful embassy. (Applause.)
And maybe someday, they’ll build whatever they want to build, and they’ll have a good time, and they’ll waste a lot of money. But we’ve got a beautiful building now that works beautifully.
— Remarks by President Trump at Values Voter Summit
Omni Shoreham Hotel, Washington, D.C.
October 12, 2019

And it turns out that moving our embassy wasn’t the end of the world afterall. How ’bout that?
Give it 12 years, give or take a few months.