Frank J. gave us a peek behind the scenes in 2009. It didn’t work because Obama wouldn’t follow through. — The Editors
Looks like Cheney is taking over our strategy for Afghanistan by yelling at Obama until he gives in again. Cheney said the Obama administration is just copying the plan he left them and calling it a new plan. I don’t think they’re copying the whole plan, though, because here’s what I found out was in it:
CHENEY’S PLAN TO DESTROY THE TALIBAN
- First wave is an increase in ground troops.
- Second wave is ground troops backed by skyscraper-sized robots who eat people.
- Third wave: Velociraptors.
- As the Taliban should be fleeing now, shoot them with space lasers.
- Also, nuke all countries around Afghanistan so there is no place to flee to.
- On second thought, nuke everything. Screw it all!
- Sell whatever is left at a discount to Halliburton.
- Drink a strong liquor while chuckling to self.
Sounds like a damn good plan to me.
As an added bit at the end, like a light sorbet to cleanse the palate, shoot my hunting partner in the face.