Straight Line of the Day: Warren and Sanders Have Launched a Charm Offensive! Unfortunately…
they chose to enroll for lessons at the Honey Badger School of Charm
Unfortunately,
… Mongo is still their intellectual superior
… Hillary is more likable
… Bill Cosby with a pocket full of pills is more trustworthy
… Bubonic plague is higher in the polls
… Satan tells fewer lies
Not a punchline.
Just look at that picture. It’s like they are trying to act chummy but just can’t wipe the permanent sourpuss grimace off their faces. They look more like two people about to face a firing squad than two happy warriors vying for the most exalted political office in the world.
…”Pinkey and The Brain” has already been trademarked.
…neither can decide who the REAL man is.
…they are still Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders.
…they both misunderstood which definition of “offensive” they should use.
…they have chosen to emphasize the “offensive” over the “charm”.
…the pig that they are trying to put lipstick on blew the whistle and is filing a $10MM harassment suit against them.
…all their charms are on their ankle bracelets.
… the charm school they both attended was shuttered decades ago for incompetence…
…they’re still considered less charming than the guy who lets kids caress his leg hair.
… due to cut-backs, they had to remove the “c”…
… they are constantly fighting off the cutting retort, “OK Flapper”…
…it worked, they are now more offensive than ever.
Straight Line of the Day: Warren and Sanders Have Launched a Charm Offensive! Unfortunately…
they chose to enroll for lessons at the Honey Badger School of Charm
… they’re not Lesley Ann Warren or Colonel Sanders
Big, if true…
You misspelled “BOMBSHELL !!!”
…the shaman who gave them the charms was only 1/1024 Native American.
their new cutesy nicknames are Squirrelly and Buttwrinkle.
Crocky and Buttwrinkle work just a well.
Even better! ~~~
…most folks don’t like having little dehydrated marshmallow thrown at them.
Unfortunately, AOC already ate all the Lucky Charms.
They’re magically nutritious.
…or tragically fallacious
Fatally Ambitious
Practically ridiculous
Incidentally Atrocious
Categorically Salacious
Undoubtedly Malicious
irredeemably mendacious.
{Should have been a Straight Line of the Day!}
Tragically Obnoxious
Sufficiently acrimonious
Let’s face it…everything below the belt is kaput!!
emphatically humorous
graphically pretentious
occasionally crustaceous
maniacally superstitious
combustibly instantaneous
extremely seditious
…and what they’ll get for Christmas… LIkely Bituminous
Warren and Sanders have launched a charm offensive! Unfortunately…
I’m not saying the concept of charm is Alien to them both but… it’s Alien to them both.
Warren and Sanders have launched a charm offensive! Unfortunately…
it was as effective as an offensive as Operation Citadel.
Warren and Sanders have launched a charm offensive! Unfortunately…
neither are black enough for the Democrat bean counters.
What they both lack in blackness they both make up for in left wing political correctness. So…lack of blackness is counterbalanced nicely.
… Epstein didn’t kill himself…
… they’re only charming to the registered voters at the fake Rock Ridge.
…it was all for naught… as Scotty had been asked to remove both of them from the earth.
Unfortunately, they each lack one critical personality trait: charm.
unfortunately… They’ve both gone Barack and won’t go back.
…neither will give a Harumph.
I thought that was all either one did.
… despite what she said on her application to Harvard, Warren isn’t actually a witch.
She turned me into a newt…I got better.
She does have a wart!
Warren and Sanders Have Launched a Charm Offensive! Unfortunately…
together they don’t rise to the level of 1/1024th charming.
…for them, Randolph Scott does not approve of either.
Unfortunately,
… Mongo is still their intellectual superior
… Hillary is more likable
… Bill Cosby with a pocket full of pills is more trustworthy
… Bubonic plague is higher in the polls
… Satan tells fewer lies
…and the toll on the William J. Lepetomane Thruway, is still only a dime.
Not a punchline.
Just look at that picture. It’s like they are trying to act chummy but just can’t wipe the permanent sourpuss grimace off their faces. They look more like two people about to face a firing squad than two happy warriors vying for the most exalted political office in the world.
Also, it seems Sanders is trying to become known as Creepy Gropey Bernie to boost his poll numbers.
Person on the right, “I’d like to kick him right in the ‘nads!” Person on the left, “I’d like to kick him right in the ‘nads!”
Me, “I wish they’d kick each other in the ‘nads!”
However, completely lacking charm, they have done nothing more than highlight the offensive.