Straight Line of the Day: In Your Theme Park, What Would Be Available? Posted by Oppo on 28 February 2020, 12:00 pm In OppoWorld, there would be no rides, parking, concessions, or admissions. Reservations would be OK, however. Straight Line of the Day: In your theme park, what would be available? Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Name of the theme park is Socialism 101. Pay everything you have to get in. There are no concessions. There are long lines that lead to nothing. Loading... Reply to this comment
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(Scold beer available. “Your tales must be this tall to enter.”) Safe Space Mountain Tilt-a-World Ruler’s Coaster Giant Slippery Slide Pirates of the CaringBeing Malice’s Tempest in Teacups Up-Against-the-Wall Climbing Loading... Reply to this comment
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The theme would be “Action Park”, the greatest theme park in the history of theme parks. The theme, of course, was ‘Hospitalization’. Loading... Reply to this comment
For a nominal extra fee, you would be allowed to remove the boxing glove before punching the hippie. Loading... Reply to this comment
You would be able to fire a training round from the M256A1 120 millimeter canon of an M1A1 model Abrams tank. (You win the big stuffed bear if you can hit the moving target at 2300 meters.) Loading... Reply to this comment
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“Laura’s Theme”.
The theme from “Mondo Cane”.
… Hot and cold-running wet markets…
… a throng of loveable characters that distract the masses while their confederates go through the guests luggage…
… a Golden Ticket contest where the “winners” take ownership of my tremendous debt load…
Name of the theme park is Socialism 101. Pay everything you have to get in. There are no concessions. There are long lines that lead to nothing.
Incorrect, comrade! You make all the concessions, and then the concessions make you…
A Large wooden badger ride.
The Greta Thunberg sonic house of horrors.
(Scold beer available. “Your tales must be this tall to enter.”)
Safe Space Mountain
Tilt-a-World
Ruler’s Coaster
Giant Slippery Slide
Pirates of the CaringBeing
Malice’s Tempest in Teacups
Up-Against-the-Wall Climbing
Melting Snow Cones
Melting Ice Cream
Melted Italian Ice
Coddled Candy
Shovels
The ‘You’d Do It for Randolph Scott Bungee Drop’
RANDOLPH SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!
The theme would be “Action Park”, the greatest theme park in the history of theme parks.
The theme, of course, was ‘Hospitalization’.
Tuna!
The Magic Kingdom (aka the Persian empire) = Albacore-dabra!
Duh…Hookers and blow…
Might be tough to get a license for your license.
For a nominal extra fee, you would be allowed to remove the boxing glove before punching the hippie.
You would be able to fire a training round from the M256A1 120 millimeter canon of an M1A1 model Abrams tank.
(You win the big stuffed bear if you can hit the moving target at 2300 meters.)
Also, you would be able to enjoy the fragrance of burning sulfer throughout the park.
In your theme park, what would be available?
Themes…lots of um!
Whack-A-Not-Quite-Dead-Hobo in Frank’s back yard.