IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #18 10-31-05

  1. Introduction
  2. The horror of Harriet Miers
  3. Harvey: Fun Facts About Louisiana Part 1
  4. Right Wing Duck: What scares me
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Louisiana Part 2
  6. FrankJ: What scares me
  7. Hail to the Hottie
  8. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Vampires
  9. Sarah K: What scares me
  10. Halloween essentials
  11. Children’s fears
  12. Conclusion

6 Comments

  1. The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather

    forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace

    meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

    So, the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with

    a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish

    were biting.

    The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace!

    In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm.”

    The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He

    is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very

    high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

    So, the king continued on his way.

    However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King

    and Queen were totally soaked.

    Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire

    the meteorologist.

    Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious

    position of royal forecaster.

    The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about

    forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my

    donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”

    So, the king hired the donkey.

    And so, began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential

    positions of government.

    And thus, the symbol of the democrat party was born.

    The practice is unbroken to this very day.

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