Straight Line of the Day: A Proper Punishment for Spammers Would Be… Posted by Oppo on 5 March 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: A proper punishment for spammers would be…
A proper punishment for spammers would be… Hammers… Hammers for spammers. Repeatedly. TO the head, hands and feet. Reply to this comment
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam – where the baked beans are off, really off… Reply to this comment
A proper punishment for spammers would be… forced to eat paper copies of everything they sent out. Reply to this comment
A proper punishment for spammers would be… locked in a room with Joe Biden for a day with freshly washed hair. Reply to this comment
A proper punishment for spammers would be… cruel and unusual, just for old time’s sake. Reply to this comment
The bastinado. I’m not sure what it is, but the Brits used to use it on pirates so it can’t be good. Reply to this comment
Hung by your ankles and the soles of your feet repeatedly whacked by a wood rod of some sort. IIRC. Reply to this comment
…being forced to listen to the song, “We Built This City” over and over again for 10 years. Reply to this comment
A proper punishment for spammers would be… Being forced to listen to an endless loop of Elizabeth Warren’s political speeches. Reply to this comment
I was thinking of that whining, hectoring voice of hers and how everytime I hear it I find myself thinking, “Please God make it stop!” Reply to this comment
You actually listen to her? Hell, I live in Massachusetts and I don’t listen to her. Reply to this comment
Hmmm, the thing the Romans did with the dog, cat, and rooster and a sack is a bit much for me… … … … Listening to eight hours of Tweetie from “Buck Rogers in the 25th Century” going heee bbbbeee ddd Reply to this comment
Cleaning fatbergs out of the London sewers (or New York City sewers) for a week or two. Disgusting, nasty, necessary work; yeah, that sounds good. Reply to this comment
A proper punishment for spammers would be…
Hammers… Hammers for spammers.
Repeatedly. TO the head, hands and feet.
…they would be forced to eat Spam for every meal for the rest of their lives.
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam – where the baked beans are off, really off…
A proper punishment for spammers would be…
forced to eat paper copies of everything they sent out.
A proper punishment for spammers would be…
locked in a room with Joe Biden for a day with freshly washed hair.
a strict diet of Hormel food products.
A proper punishment for spammers would be…
cruel and unusual, just for old time’s sake.
The bastinado.
I’m not sure what it is, but the Brits used to use it on pirates so it can’t be good.
Hung by your ankles and the soles of your feet repeatedly whacked by a wood rod of some sort. IIRC.
A proper punishment for spammers would be…
nice.
…being forced to listen to the song, “We Built This City” over and over again for 10 years.
Damn, that is just plain cruel.
…or the Numa Numa youtube
A proper punishment for spammers would be…
Being forced to listen to an endless loop of Elizabeth Warren’s political speeches.
Actually only one speech, they are all the same.
I was thinking of that whining, hectoring voice of hers and how everytime I hear it I find myself thinking, “Please God make it stop!”
You actually listen to her? Hell, I live in Massachusetts and I don’t listen to her.
… Perpetual repeats of Bloomberg ads whenever they access any media…
We are all living through that.
A Proper Punishment for Spammers Would Be…too good for them.
Hmmm, the thing the Romans did with the dog, cat, and rooster and a sack is a bit much for me… … … …
Listening to eight hours of Tweetie from “Buck Rogers in the 25th Century” going heee bbbbeee ddd
Cleaning fatbergs out of the London sewers (or New York City sewers) for a week or two.
Disgusting, nasty, necessary work; yeah, that sounds good.
Burying dead whales, by hand, with a shovel.
I would have gone with “with their tongue” but that’s just how I roll I guess.
Well, not enough dead whales, really, which is just as well.
I’m not saying it’s an alien rectal probe…. but it’s an alien rectal probe.
…placing a honey badger in their drawers.
Greta Thunberg 24/7 ’nuff said.
Give their address to the Jehovah’s Witness Doorknocker Training Center.
crucifixion along with a slow burning death.