The ongoing virus started in the late 1820s called the Democratic Party. The strain today is far more lethal and destructive, totally lacking in common sense or leadership.
Has anyone heard rumors about some sort of virus going around?
Not a rumor as such but I did hear that as anti-malarial drugs show promise that quinine might be somewhat effective as a preventative. Another round of Gin and Tonics Jeeves!
While social distance cleaning my wife found a pewter hip flask with my name engraved on it. It can only be a groomsman gift because I don’t drink. At least not enough to qualify for a hip flask.
What’s worse is I can’t narrow down which friend would have given me a groomsman gift like this.
I don’t remember what it’s called, but its supposed to be a nice complement to Lymes Disease.
No problem, I have both McAfee and Norton.
Is that why my computer is acting funny?
The ongoing virus started in the late 1820s called the Democratic Party. The strain today is far more lethal and destructive, totally lacking in common sense or leadership.
I ain’t afraid of no virus. I got a vaccine from this Nigerian prince who emailed me with his offer, and it should arrive by UPS any day now…
Has anyone heard rumors about some sort of virus going around?
Isn’t that just the Democrat primary?
They found a cure for it. You just need to go to your doctor and get a prescription for more cowbell.
Has anyone heard rumors about some sort of virus going around?
Nope, why do you ask?
Has anyone heard rumors about some sort of virus going around?
Not a rumor as such but I did hear that as anti-malarial drugs show promise that quinine might be somewhat effective as a preventative. Another round of Gin and Tonics Jeeves!
I head something…..socialism? liberalism? something like that.
the symptoms sound awful.
I did a circle, circle, dot, dot on my arm so I should be immunized for just about anything.
I am employing the same tried and trueanti-social distancing techniques that have kept me isolated throughout my life. They work.
Yes. My plan to combat it is to vote D so that it gets ignored and the President can go play golf instead.
That’s so crazy it just might work!
Insert photo here of President Obama golfing during the H1N1 non-pandemic
I have not heard that but I am starting on a regime of frequent catnip doses as a preventative.
What’s the news from Ireland, Australia, and Scotland? Does alcohol sterilize this?
Time to experiment.
While social distance cleaning my wife found a pewter hip flask with my name engraved on it. It can only be a groomsman gift because I don’t drink. At least not enough to qualify for a hip flask.
What’s worse is I can’t narrow down which friend would have given me a groomsman gift like this.
Try some.
Do you feel better?
Then it is working.
There’s one where everybody gets the runs in July, 2026. Stock up on that TP NOW.
The symptoms are delirious stupidity and paranoia before coming into contact with a carrier.
No, but I wish I had the rights to that “rocking pneumonia and the boogy woogy flu” song.
Word on the street in China is just say no, or else.
You mean the one the Democrats found out that Pres. Trump is immune to?
“There’s one where everybody gets the runs in July, 2026.”
No – you’re thinking of May 5th every year.
The fourth was with you too strongly?
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