Straight Line of the Day: Now, See Here: Yesterday’s Straight Line Went Off-Topic Fast. That Won’t Happen to Today’s Topic. Umm, What Is It? Posted by Oppo on 25 March 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Now, see here: yesterday’s Straight Line went off-topic fast. That won’t happen to today’s topic. Umm, what is it? _______________
Today’s Topic: New Ways to Flatten the Curve and New Curves That Need Flattening. Reply to this comment
New Ways to Flatten the Curve: Liposuction New Curves That Need Flattening: TP sales Reply to this comment
Now, see here: yesterday’s Straight Line went off-topic fast. That won’t happen to today’s topic. Umm, what is it? Whatever Joe Biden can seem to almost remember. Reply to this comment
Now, see here: yesterday’s Straight Line went off-topic fast. That won’t happen to today’s topic. Umm, what is it? Did I fire 5 shots or 6? Reply to this comment
Trump was impeached for supposedly withholding aid from Ukraine. For actually withholding aid from Americans, Pelosi should be . . . Reply to this comment
I’ll just leave you with a quote from Joe Biden: Arranging peacocks can damage handkerchief penguins. Toot and tumble, yo. Reply to this comment
What catchy name should we give to the latest mutation of the mainstream media virus? Reply to this comment
I’d love to see Biden trying to sing songs that people of normal intelligence misunderstand the lyrics. Sort of like this scene from The Office. Come to think of it, Biden reminds me of a stupid Michael Scott. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII&t=45s Reply to this comment
The Whooping Guff Ass-Purger’s Syndrome Culpable Sclerosis (Low Goering’s Disease) Reply to this comment
Danny Glover revoked Mr. Rudd’s diplomatic immunity at the end of Lethal Weapon 2. The next diplomat’s revocation should be… Reply to this comment
That Pigman diplomat who pissed off Sarek and Amanda. (Come to think of it, it probably was revoked, because the next time he was seen he was harassing Luke Skywalker in some dive.) Reply to this comment
Yesterday I swear I saw Rooster Cogburn in the soap aisle at Walmart telling this hippie to “Fill your hands you…” Any more inspirational sightings during the crazy asian virus war? Reply to this comment
Today’s Topic: New Ways to Flatten the Curve and New Curves That Need Flattening.
New Ways to Flatten the Curve: Liposuction
New Curves That Need Flattening: TP sales
Now, see here: yesterday’s Straight Line went off-topic fast. That won’t happen to today’s topic. Umm, what is it?
Whatever Joe Biden can seem to almost remember.
Like the time he went 8 rounds with Mohammed Ali?
I thought that was Brian Williams
…That’s no moon… .It’s a ….
…Joe Biden’s shotgun target.
Billboard, now.
Now, see here: yesterday’s Straight Line went off-topic fast. That won’t happen to today’s topic. Umm, what is it?
Did I fire 5 shots or 6?
I got to know.
Trump was impeached for supposedly withholding aid from Ukraine. For actually withholding aid from Americans, Pelosi should be . . .
… Biden’s running mate. The Quid Pro Joe and Quid Pro Ho ticket.
I’ll just leave you with a quote from Joe Biden: Arranging peacocks can damage handkerchief penguins. Toot and tumble, yo.
Hoax! Fake News! That almost makes sense, can’t be Biden.
What catchy name should we give to the latest mutation of the mainstream media virus?
MSM-2020
In-a-coma virus
Theme Song For Biden Campaign:
“In-a-Coma, DVD’d Ya, Baby”
Biden messed that up too. It ended up as
“I’m the God of Velveeta, Baby”
That’s how the idiot Biden flies.
I’d love to see Biden trying to sing songs that people of normal intelligence misunderstand the lyrics. Sort of like this scene from The Office. Come to think of it, Biden reminds me of a stupid Michael Scott.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII&t=45s
The Bird-Flippin’ Flu
The DEMonic Plague
Weasel Measles
CNNteritis
Too Rat Syndrome
Conorrhea
The Whooping Guff
Ass-Purger’s Syndrome
Culpable Sclerosis (Low Goering’s Disease)
Pandemocrats
The Heartbreak of Soros’s
Meh, so they lie oma
PriAPism
Topical cream.
Also known as fat-free half and half!
Danny Glover revoked Mr. Rudd’s diplomatic immunity at the end of Lethal Weapon 2. The next diplomat’s revocation should be…
That Pigman diplomat who pissed off Sarek and Amanda.
(Come to think of it, it probably was revoked, because the next time he was seen he was harassing Luke Skywalker in some dive.)
Iran’s … in the parlor … with a lead pipe.
Aren’t we getting a little off topic here…
Topic? We dun need no stinkin’ topic!
https://youtu.be/3UN6_LvLdsI
Yesterday I swear I saw Rooster Cogburn in the soap aisle at Walmart telling this hippie to “Fill your hands you…”
Any more inspirational sightings during the crazy asian virus war?
The Hillary Presidency… The cure that is worse than the disease because…