On the subject of toughness: Did you hear that Chuck Norris contracted the WuFlu? He’s fine. The virus is in intensive care. Reply to this comment
Or, to riff on Yakov Smirnov,”Everywhere else in world, you contact Coronavirus. In Soviet Union, virus contract YOU!” Reply to this comment
Scotsmen wear skirts just to bait chumps into making a crack about it.
I knew there was a crack involved there somewhere.
“Aye. It be the crack ah’ll poot in yer skull.”
– Typical Scotsman –
The craic?
On the subject of toughness:
Did you hear that Chuck Norris contracted the WuFlu?
He’s fine. The virus is in intensive care.
Or, to riff on Yakov Smirnov,”Everywhere else in world, you contact Coronavirus. In Soviet Union, virus contract YOU!”