Straight Line of the Day: Democrat Band Names Posted by Oppo on 5 May 2020, 12:00 pm Submitted by Slapout: If a politician were a musical group, what politician and what group (fictional or real) would they be? For example: AOC: Third Eye Blond Biden: The WHO?
The DNC field of 2020 candidates: The Archies, given that they’re a group of cartoon characters. Reply to this comment
Virginia, Missouri, Mississippi, Kentucky, Oregon, California Governors: The Jailing Parsons Project Reply to this comment
Tom Steyer: Ten Years After – We’re All Gonna Die From Climate Change You Morons Reply to this comment
Two tons…yes, fun…not so sure. One thing we can all agree on…no one in congress pulls their pants up any higher than Nadler…no one. Reply to this comment
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY); Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-MA); Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN); and Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) = Gang Green Reply to this comment
Hey now. What did George Clinton do to you? Smoke your stash or something? How about Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Sharts. Reply to this comment
Boy looking up disgusting band name just doesn’t work for this one. They’d have to be so censored they’d be unrecognizable. Reply to this comment
The People Behind the Media: ? and the Mysterians The Local Media: Muddy Waters The National Media: Blue Man Group The International Media: Simply Red Reply to this comment
Harvey Milk: Dead Milkmen Barney Frank: Flaming Lips Catherine Pugh: L7 Biden and Schiff: Crash Test Dummies Plans for after Biden goes total Alzheimers: The Replacements Reply to this comment
The DNC field of 2020 candidates: The Archies, given that they’re a group of cartoon characters.
Hillary: License to Kill
Eric Holder: The Mex Pistols
Adam Schiff: Rage Against Everything
Pelosi and Schumer: The Pretenders
Nancy Pelosi: Molly Hatchet Face
Virginia, Missouri, Mississippi, Kentucky, Oregon, California Governors:
The Jailing Parsons Project
Tom Steyer: Ten Years After – We’re All Gonna Die From Climate Change You Morons
Supertrump.
Lee Zeldin and David Kustoff: Funk’N’Stein
Def Schlepard: Bernie
Stovokor: Michelle Obama
Joe Biden = Sniff and the tears
Barack Obama = Foreigner
Hillary Clinton = Megadeath
Basil, not Basil = Was not Was.
Kyrsten Sinema: AC/DC
AOC/DOUC
Democrat Congress = Missing Persons
Pete Buttigieg: Electric Light Loafers Orchestra
Pete Buttigieg = Butthole Surfers
Pete Buttigieg = Queen
Ted Kennedy – The Dead Kennedy’s
George Washington: The English Beating
Nancy Pelosi = Hole
Adam Schiff = Devo
Jerry Nadler = Two Tons o’ Fun
Two tons…yes, fun…not so sure. One thing we can all agree on…no one in congress pulls their pants up any higher than Nadler…no one.
They do tend to pull them down rather quickly though.
(2) Joe Biden = Cherry poppin’ Daddies.
(2) Democrat Congress = Circle Jerks
Maxine Waters = The Creepshow
Democrats = The Damned
Democrat voters: The Exploited
Elizabeth Warren = Drunk injuns
(2) Hillary Clinton = Funeral for a friend
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY); Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-MA); Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN); and Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) = Gang Green
Dr. Fauci = Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine
Governor Whitmer = The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Mayor DeBlasio = The Murder Junkies
Governor Newsom = Rancid
Bill Clinton = Sex Pistols
MSM = Social Distortion
(3) Joe Biden = Stiff Little Fingers
Governor Cuomo = Suicidal Tendencies
Joe Biden- The Feelies
Americans = the Grateful Dead.
Nadler, Schiff, Strzok, Schumer:
The Reviolting C**ks
The House: Blank 182
Bill Clinton: Nippleback
All the Democratics: Parliament-Funkadelic
Hey now. What did George Clinton do to you? Smoke your stash or something?
How about Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Sharts.
Hillary Clinton with Bill Clinton: Cold Play
Biden: Devo
Are we men, or are we Democrats?
Barney Frank: Loverboys
Carlos Danger: The Guess Who
Boy looking up disgusting band name just doesn’t work for this one.
They’d have to be so censored they’d be unrecognizable.
Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson: The Nairobi Trio
Biden: Barenaked Ladies Sniffer
Trump: Steely Don
The People Behind the Media: ? and the Mysterians
The Local Media: Muddy Waters
The National Media: Blue Man Group
The International Media: Simply Red
Harvey Milk: Dead Milkmen
Barney Frank: Flaming Lips
Catherine Pugh: L7
Biden and Schiff: Crash Test Dummies
Plans for after Biden goes total Alzheimers: The Replacements
Ralph Northam: Blackface Sabbath
The Grifters
With their big hit: Hands In Your Pockets.
The Red Squares: A Josef Stalin tribute band.
Bruce Springsteen.
Lewinski: Cheap Trick
Pelosi: ErrorSmith
In honor of today . . .
Barack Obama = Suzi Cinco de Quatro