Straight Line of the Day: History Is Totally Racist. Proof Is… Posted by Oppo on 28 May 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: History is totally racist. Proof is…
… all I ever hear is talk about “Dead White Men” – which is a good thing, they being dead and all… Reply to this comment
History is totally racist. Proof is… Everybody’s heard of Alexander the Great, but nobody knows about Agitoylus the Groovy. Reply to this comment
… in that if history wasn’t racist, history professors would have to learn, understand, and teach history instead of complaining about it all the time, and nobody got time for that! Reply to this comment
To be fair he would have chosen Hillary, but he kind of wanted to still be alive to run for re-election. Reply to this comment
History Is Totally Racist. Proof Is… Not needed in the glorious Now!. Hey! According to the IMAO style guide, isn’t there supposed to be an exclamation point in that title? ! Reply to this comment
I prefer style guide nazi, thank you very much. Don’t get your caniphobia on me! Reply to this comment
…they didn’t give me stuff. Only racists would not be fair when I want to steal from them in the name of ‘equality’ Reply to this comment
History Is Totally Racist. Proof Is… Seen in the very next post on this very blog! Reply to this comment
…when Democrats have to white-wash it to spread an ideology of hate and ignorance. …when a black person has to vote to certify their ethnicity. …white peoples fear of yellow snow. Reply to this comment
…white men can’t jump.
…the invention of the race card.
… the persistence of “white sales”…
History is totally racist. Proof is…
in the puddin’.
Where’s me puddin’?
How can ya have any meat if’n ya doan eat yer puddin?
Where’s me puddin’?
Hand it over you dog faced pony soldier!
History is totally racist. Proof is…
it makes me have the sadz.
…history teachers are almost exclusively Liberals.
… all I ever hear is talk about “Dead White Men” – which is a good thing, they being dead and all…
Proof is…not required by the Church of Racial Grievances.
…. no one ever dreams of a “Black Christmas” – what’s up with that?
History is totally racist. Proof is…
Everybody’s heard of Alexander the Great, but nobody knows about Agitoylus the Groovy.
… in that if history wasn’t racist, history professors would have to learn, understand, and teach history instead of complaining about it all the time, and nobody got time for that!
… in the fact that Barack Obama needed JOE BIDEN as his Vice President…
Well he did have to find someone dumber than himself.
To be fair he would have chosen Hillary, but he kind of wanted to still be alive to run for re-election.
History Is Totally Racist. Proof Is…
Not needed in the glorious Now!.
Hey! According to the IMAO style guide, isn’t there supposed to be an exclamation point in that title?
!
Who are you? the Style Guide Dog?
😉 !
I prefer style guide nazi, thank you very much.
Don’t get your caniphobia on me!
If it is not Caption This! then let your inner e e cummings loose.
…how we measure alcohol content.
…they didn’t give me stuff. Only racists would not be fair when I want to steal from them in the name of ‘equality’
History Is Totally Racist. Proof Is…
Seen in the very next post on this very blog!
…when Democrats have to white-wash it to spread an ideology of hate and ignorance.
…when a black person has to vote to certify their ethnicity.
…white peoples fear of yellow snow.
History is totally racist. Proof is…
Conclusive.