Look, we KNOW he’s an alien. I’m just saying it’s the TYPE of alien we are dealing with. I personally like the Reptile Alien, he’s confrontational and aggressive and eats the media’s lunch everyday. Grey’s are just too sneaky and conniving, like Swamp Creatures.
My other biggest concern is that Pence doesn’t step down to spend more time with his family so Trump can’t have a suitable VP to carry on his anti-establishment crusade.
…is he actually breaks his foot off in the media’s butt. The opportunity chances of this happening rise everyday as a function of the number of times this happens on a regular basis.
…when facing down Russia and saying “I know what you’re thinking, did he fire six hundred nukes at China or only five hundred?”, and he really can’t remember.
…I wake up from a coma and find out this year is even worse than I’ve been dreaming.
…he quits getting his teeth whitened at Shake Shack after hearing a rumor that he is not invincible.
…his plane crashes in Manhattan, the IMAO crew is asked to rescue him, and it’s the middle of a Firefly marathon.
… whether he can overcome Biden’s double digit lead in the polls, as the pollsters double check their results with President Dukakis, President Gore, President Kerry, and President Felonia von Pantsuit.
He can only be president until January 2025.
will he get to nominate 1 SCOTUS justice or 2 in his second term.
will he get the stock market to 30000 or 35000?
will he insult most of the MSM for 4 more years or all of them?
…is that he’s actually a Grey Alien and not a Reptile Alien.
Well I’m not saying he’s not an Alien at all but… he’s not an Alien at all.
Look, we KNOW he’s an alien. I’m just saying it’s the TYPE of alien we are dealing with. I personally like the Reptile Alien, he’s confrontational and aggressive and eats the media’s lunch everyday. Grey’s are just too sneaky and conniving, like Swamp Creatures.
I thought Obama was the alien.
Nah, he just likes to indulge in a little strange from time to time…
Will he be able to train Don Jr. by 2024?
and how will the electorate feel about the VP candidate being his sister?
…is that he runs out of covfefe before election day.
Your biggest concern about Trump is:
he listens to Deep staters too often.
… if he can refrain from humming the Twilight Zone theme during Biden’s debate responses
Can anyone hum the Twilight Zone theme? Doesn’t seem very hum-able.
You can do it, just sounds silly.
Just tried it. Can confirm.
Your biggest concern about Trump is:
Is he still enjoying Taco Tuesdays?
Your biggest concern about Trump is:
can he use social media to literally explode liberals heads.
Your biggest concern about Trump is:
does he know it’s Basil not Basil.
My biggest concern is that the liberals will suddenly realize they love him just as soon as the next Republican president is elected.
My biggest concern is that he stops using Twitter in 2025. We’re gonna need the humor more than ever.
My other biggest concern is that Pence doesn’t step down to spend more time with his family so Trump can’t have a suitable VP to carry on his anti-establishment crusade.
Trump/Cruz 2020!
Trump/Cthulhu 2020!
Let’s Get This Deal Started!
Wouldn’t it be more let’s end this…now.
that since Trump’s fame was so boosted by reality TV, the Dems will counter by pumping out even more unreality TV
… I’ve got to admit it – it’s the hands, those tiny, tiny hands…
…is he actually breaks his foot off in the media’s butt. The opportunity chances of this happening rise everyday as a function of the number of times this happens on a regular basis.
…when facing down Russia and saying “I know what you’re thinking, did he fire six hundred nukes at China or only five hundred?”, and he really can’t remember.
…I wake up from a coma and find out this year is even worse than I’ve been dreaming.
…he quits getting his teeth whitened at Shake Shack after hearing a rumor that he is not invincible.
…his plane crashes in Manhattan, the IMAO crew is asked to rescue him, and it’s the middle of a Firefly marathon.
Don’t count on the IMAO force – we got Snake Plissken for that…
Exactly the middle or closer to the end than the beginning?
… whether he can overcome Biden’s double digit lead in the polls, as the pollsters double check their results with President Dukakis, President Gore, President Kerry, and President Felonia von Pantsuit.
…that he puts SpaceMonkey in charge of Space Force.
That his hair keeps trying to crawl away.
I think it’s trying to strangle that sumbitch Jim Acosta.