Straight Line of the Day: How did they do it?
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…with a great degree of difficulty
…they were taped a chicken that was crossing the road anyway.
They did it like this…
They did it like that…
They did it with a Whiffle Ball bat, sooooo….
With finesse.
The same way you put a 300 lbs. woman into a size six dress…
You take the “C” out of truck and the “F” out of way.
How did they do it?
It was super easy, barely an inconvienence.
They used a Nine Iron.
Cinderella story . . . It’s in the hole!!”
How did they do it?
Like two porcupines making love.
How did they do it?
Gangnam Style
How did they do it?
With such tiny feet?
…by reading the Instruction manual:
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
… they used a machine gun that shoots chainsaws and a laser rocket launcher and bombs that explode into tigers made of fire and the bad guys have an army of flying robot luchadors that can only be stopped by even flyinger robot luchadors but then the Earth turns out to be infested by a giant magic alien parasite so they have to team up to keep it from making a black hole and everything was part of an evil conspiracy by Western Union and just when everything looks hopeless the hero reveals that he’s not left-handed.
How did they do it?
Vewwy, vewwy quietly. Somebody was hunting wabbits
How did they do it?
They work up a “Number 6” on ’em.
Is that the one where they go-a riddin into town, a whumpin an-a whoppin every living thing in sight…except the women folk of course??
That was their first mistake…
Granted.
…. by acquiring the services of Chuck Norris.
How did they do it?
The latest order from ACME.
With their boots on.
Did anyone die?
…by jumping right in yelling, “LEEROY JENKINS!”
How did they do it?
Even now, all these years later, nobody is exactly sure, but one thing is for certain:
That was one unimaginably inspiring half-time speech.
How did they do it?
Wait, didn’t we do this one already? I call shenanigans.
by using the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
How did they do it?
By cleverly find a third way of pronouncing Basil not Basil.
That’s just Basil
How did they do it?
It involved misdirection, slight of hand, trickery with the lighting, a great deal of pain, and several clones.
How did they do it?
Do we actually know they did, in fact, “do it”?
Well, here’s a fine example of why I’m investigating these journalistic basics this week:
(From the comments to the article:)
https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3859414/posts
“It’s quite consistent that the article fails to mention the guy’s name, race, political affiliations, actions that cause his arrest, and the previous crime he’s now on probation for.”
If he was probated because of Corona that would be a trifecta of liberal stupidity.
Quadrafecta:
He pulls a Greta face, as a trans (quintafecta), claims some mumbo-jumbo about global warming, and scolds the police officers:
“How DARE you?”
Was the bat from Wuhan? …inquiring minds want to know.
Assault and Bat Terror-y!
Must’ve been a Loo Yee Slugger
How did they do it?
They said, “Please.”
No, they used the real magic words that always allow you to get your way, “I’m offended.”
How did they do it?
With a little bit of bloomin’ luck.
How did they do it?
Poorly. Not anywhere near industry standard. Would not recommend.
…they did it by opening the refrigerator door, putting the giraffe inside the refrigerator, then closing the refrigerator.
Without taking out the elephant? How was there enough room?
At least the elephant will get to go to the Animal conference held by the Lion King this time.
I don’t know. So I’ll wait until I hear Monk say, “Here’s what happened.”
It was so easy and obvious. The the question need not be answered.
…by fooling some of them all of the time and all of them some of the time.
…by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.
Not by crossing the streams?
Well, you could try it if you like, just let me know ahead of time so I can evacuate the area first.
With fear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…
I wasn’t expecting that
With my little finger…
With attitude…
By hook or by crook…
How did they do it?
With panache baby, with lots of panache.
How did they do it?
First they had to drive to Montana, no easy task in the middle of January. Once they got there they had to get in touch with their contact but he was a no show. If that wasn’t enough Wilbert never showed up with their money. So they had to hide out in the abandoned quarry down by Missoula. By now the FBI was on to them and the State Police had an APB out on them. Just when it looked like they would never succeed they were saved by the UFO invasion which naturally drew away the attention of the authorities from them and what they were up to. And that in a nutshell is the true story of…how they did it.
Patience and a great deal of saliva.
They nuked the orbiting body from Earth, just to be sure.
By selling their “souls”, snicker, snicker, to that idiot Satan.
With vim and vigor, with verve and panche.
skull sweat, perspiration, perseverance, and God’s blessing.
technically, an assist from Lowe to Charles with almost no time on the clock; actually, a missed shot and a dunk.