Straight Line of the Day: “I want to see the manager!” OK, what would you say to the manager of IMAO?
(And it can’t be about pants. We’ve had enough staff meetings on the subject.)
Straight Line of the Day: “I want to see the manager!” OK, what would you say to the manager of IMAO?
(And it can’t be about pants. We’ve had enough staff meetings on the subject.)
It’s once again time for this year’s pay cut. Bacon doesn’t buy itself, you know?
“Ya gotta cut me, Op! Ya gotta!”
What about slacks, trousers, or knickers?
Got any tuna?
“You can’t take me out of the game now, Skip! I got a no-hitter going – no likes, no laughs, no comments…. you gotta let me face one more Straight Line!”
I find it appalling that there is no standard position on the use of the Oxford comma.
Screw the Oxford comma.
These days: the Cambridge colon is where it’s at!
…the pronunciation of Basil is unclear!
(queue Basil)…”Well, of course it’s Basil not Basil…Sheesh….”
HA! HokieGomer got it backwards.
So it should be lisaB ton lisaB?
I knew a lisa B* in university. Sweet girl but about as sharp as a calzone in a microwave.
(* – dramatizationmaynothavehappened)
I worked with a Lisa B. May not be the same girl.
Not after YOU worked with her, anyway…
Extra helping ~~~
“I want to see the manager!” OK, what would you say to the manager of IMAO?
I don’t talk to myself.
Shut up!
Sorry.
That’s better.
What is unsafe about this website???
On July 23, 2024 you will find out.
Hehehehehehe…
Whatever I wanted the manager to do…. then add…. “You’d do it for Randolph Scott!”
Sorry, Blazing Saddles has been revoked by the mob. We cannot honor quote requests until further notice.
Funny, I was going to ask about that, especially since the nut jobs are going after Cracker Barrel today.
Oh well, I’ll put my dimes away for another day. Sigh.
Yeah, but sane people have revoked the mob. So he’s safe.
Besides, Nottingham needs a black sheriff. Can’t have that without the precedent from Blazing Saddles!
First they came for the series Cops, and I did not speak out–
Because I was not a fan of Cops
Then they came for the movie Gone with the Wind, and I did not speak out–
Because I had already seen it.
Then they came for the McGruff the Crime Dog, and I did not speak out–
Because it was just a cartoon.
Then they came for Blazing Saddles–and there was nothing left to stop them.
I’d ask, “How are you managing, so far?”
Do you have a men’s room?
And, if so, what kind of a sexist monster are you?
OK…I must now clean the coffee from my keyboard.
Seeing as this IS IMAO, it would be the acme of foolishness to assume that they would indeed have a Men’s room. Not a bathroom per se, but a Men’s room.
Bacon to you, sir! ~~~~~~~~~~
Pardon me, but would you have Grey Poupon?
“WHAT IN THE WIDE, WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS A’GOIN’ ON HERE?!?!?!”
“Have you put SpaceMonkey in it’s cage? I ain’t coming in if he isn’t, that thing bites.”
Well, “bites” is such an elastic term now, ain’t it?
I just want to say that I am getting very uncomfortable with the way that Damn Cat keeps looking at my tuna sandwich.
Try using our Safe Spice ™
You need to atone for your White Meat Privilege. Gimme dat sammich!
“What, I say, what kinda two-bit cotton-pickin’ outfit are you runnin’ around heah, boy? You gotta keep yer eye on the ball, son! –Eye! Ball! Eyeball! Almost had a joke theyah, son! (Nice kid, but ’bout as sharp as a bowl a’ice cream in a sauna.)”
Excuse me? Are you saying that I can only see the manager at a particular time? That is veeeery offensive.
Like Major Major you are only allowed to “see” him when he’s not in his office.
Woah, I dislime your snark. I want to see your manager.
Sadly, I have no manager, as they have informed me that I’m unmanageable.
Can we speak to they?
I don’t care if there is no manager, I am going to sit here and screech at minimum wage employees about something they have no control over.
Lighten up Francis…
Be sure to leave a bad review on Yelp too. They totally have it coming.
My Gawd…Leona Helmsley still lives!!
I’ll have you know I have a Tumblr account, and its going to be hearing all about you.
My myspace page is gonna be very unfavorable.
Our operators are standing by 24 hours.
Just not in a row…
I can neither confirm nor deny such a statement.
Not actually foing anything – just standing by.
You ain’t fooling me. I’ve seen how this place operates, and it is abundantly clear that IMAO has no manager.
I don’t mean to imply that it actually needs a manager, but it sure could use a janitor.
“Time to take out the trash! Hey, where’d everybody go?”
“Time to take out the trash!” sounds like a tagline for an online dating site for people from New Jersey.
“Of course, you’ll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.”
(Sorry, the thread needed another Blazing Saddles quote)
Never apologize when using a Blazing Saddles quote…never.
When I say “Basil” I expect to not be corrected.
You mean Basil.
Don’t you namesplain me!!
Sorry, sir.
Did you just assume my gender???
Gender is a construct of the patriarchy, so demanding I use your preferred grammatical expression to address or refer to you is an act of oppression.
Your grasp of wokespeak exceeds my own. I must surrender like a Frenchman and go forth to contemplate my shortcomings.
Bring cookies.
“But we don’t want the Irish!”
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