We regret to inform you that Miss Monroe has been reassigned to other duties since she was proving far too distracting to the work being done here at the Caption This! post. You will be happy to know that she is fitting in nicely as Walruskkkch’s personal secretary. I know you wish her all the best.
Now, back to work!
Guy on the left [thought bubble]: “She’d be kinda cute if it weren’t for the Goth thing.”
Her [thought bubble]: “When will I meet a guy who accepts me for who I am?”
Raven [thought bubble]: “Nevermore.”
Loudspeaker: “Ravenwood next, Ravenwood”
Blackbird: “This is the moment I’ve been waiting for!”
Goth accessorizing gone overboard…
“oh I come from Transylvania
with a Raven on my knee…”
“I hope Aunt Morticia likes the pet I got her for her birthday.”
A well a everybody’s heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
My bird can flip you!
Hawt!
Seeing-eye crows work great!
Unless you walk past a pile of garbage.
That reminds me of something I wanted to add to the suggestion box.
As much as I appreciate the famous women and their physicality, will there ever be a division of the Babesleagueasiaxia for women with guns? Firearms, that is. Not big muscles.
You never know, you never know.
Her (thinking): “Where the hell did this crazy bird come from?”
Raven [(thinking): “Where the hell did this crazy bird come from?”
Walruskkkch hires new personal secretary. Women, children and Emus hurt most! Details at ten!
“Gee, I hope we’re not late for Cousin Itt’s funeral…”
I was really expecting a Hello, Kitty shopping bag.
It must make her incredibly happy to have the best Goth accessory.
So, instead of a Marilyn Monroe picture we get Marilyn Manson’s au pair.
These boots were made for squawking.
Heading to my first gig as a Paul McCartney and Wings tribute band.
BLM, but it tastes like chicken.