“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” George Costanza, as quoted by the MSM
“What is truth?” Pontius Pilate, as quoted by the Biden crime family
“The truth will set you free.” So will crooked Soros DA’s.
“The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.” JFK, as quoted by no one in the current Department of Education or teachers’ unions.
“You can’t handle the truth.” Applicable to any Democrat voter.
…penguins are practically chickens…
So are Emu’s.
An egg salad sandwich is still a chicken sandwich.
Cats never hack up a hairball on linoleum.
… you can attract more flies with honey… but c’mon, who wants to attract flies?
How else are you to keep them off the bride at a outdoor wedding in Portland?
There’s something besides honey that draws flies. They don’t have this problem at outdoor weddings in San Francisco.
… nobody wants a knuckle sandwich… but some people deserve one…
…Epstein didn’t kill himself…
… for some, there are no self-evident truths…
Prove it!
Res ipsa loquitur…
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” George Costanza, as quoted by the MSM
“What is truth?” Pontius Pilate, as quoted by the Biden crime family
“The truth will set you free.” So will crooked Soros DA’s.
“The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.” JFK, as quoted by no one in the current Department of Education or teachers’ unions.
“You can’t handle the truth.” Applicable to any Democrat voter.
Dammit, I’ve Lived Long Enough To Know This One Truth: …
Truth is overrated.
Dammit, I’ve Lived Long Enough To Know This One Truth: …
There’s always another viewpoint.
The meaningless one.
It damn sure is Basil and not Basil.
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth: …
Pull my finger and it will be revealed.
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth: …
All men wanna be rich
and rich men wanna be king.
And a king ain’t satisfied
until he rules everything.
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth: …
I’m not saying it’s Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth: …
life is too short.
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth: …
all cats are black in the dark.
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth: …
I will have the last sign on the Moon.
All Indians walk single file.
Well, the one I saw did.
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth: …
Biden’s AF1 stairs incident was only the second domino.
Dammit, I’ve lived long enough to know these two truths: …
… never putt a gimmie, never trust a fart.
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth:
Outside if a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx 🙂
I’ve lived long enough to know this one truth:
Random numbers off of men’s room stalls are just as good as any dating website.
Dammit, I’ve Lived Long Enough To Know This One Truth: …
…My Mom & Dad were a lot smarter than I thought when I was a stupid teenager.
…………that once the camel get’s it’s nose under the tent, the rest of him including his spit, urine and feces is soon to follow.
Congress proves that you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t.