Thursday Night Open Thread: But I Want To Live!

Rule for a Healthier, Happier Life: Avoid Articles With the Word “May” in the Title

How Food May Improve Your Mood
New York Times | May 6, 2021 | Anahd O’Conner

A healthy diet promotes a healthy gut, which communicates with the brain through what is known as the gut-brain axis.

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Microbes in the gut produce neurotransmitters like serotonin and dopamine, which regulate our mood and emotions, and the gut microbiome has been implicated in mental health outcomes.

The first major trial to shed light on the food-mood connection was published in 2017. A team of researchers wanted to know whether dietary changes would help alleviate depression, so they recruited 67 people who were clinically depressed and split them into groups. One group went to meetings with a dietitian who taught them to follow a traditional Mediterranean-style diet. The other group, serving as the control, met regularly with a research assistant who provided social support but no dietary advice.

But the diet group made big changes. They replaced candy, fast food and pastries with whole foods such as nuts, beans, fruits and legumes.

Some research assistant substituting beans for candy made them less depressed?

They switched from white bread to whole grain and sourdough bread.

Not a big sacrifice. Store-bought white bread isn’t actually tasty anymore.

They gave up sugary cereals and ate muesli and oatmeal. Instead of pizza, they ate vegetable stir-fries.

No freaking way.

And they replaced highly processed meats like ham, sausages and bacon with seafood and small amounts of lean red meats.

Nooooo!

The diet benefited mental health even though the participants did not lose any weight. People also saved money by eating the more nutritious foods, demonstrating that a healthy diet can be economical. Before the study, the participants spent on average $138 per week on food. Those who switched to the healthy diet lowered their food costs to $112 per week.

OK, I’ll give them that — unpopular foods cost less.

The recommended foods were relatively inexpensive and available at most grocery stores. They included things like canned beans and lentils, canned salmon, tuna and sardines, and frozen and conventional produce, said Felice Jacka, the lead author of the study.

Sounds like a made-up name.

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Kurt Schlichter on How To Spot a Good Republican

[G]etting more votes than the Democrat – who is always terrible – is a very, very important part of electoral victory, though you would not know that from the GOPe’s actions. Its members seem to think the goal is polite defeat, but us unwashed Jesus people who like guns and America and don’t live near Washington have this weird notion that candidates should attempt to win their elections.

Maybe we should try that in 2022.

Now, a good Republican candidate needs to do several things to keep from failing at the starting line. These things are pretty basic, and they are not hard. You just need a spine, though in our party, vertebrae sometimes seem to be in short supply.

A good Republican candidate needs to understand the entire campaign is about President Asterisk and the economic and social havoc he is causing for normal Americans.

A good Republican candidate needs to know what time it is – that is, he needs to understand that wokism is a terminal illness if not treated by amputation.

A good Republican candidate needs to get that we are the party of law and order, on our streets and on the border.

A good Republican candidate needs to know that every institution hates us, and that we owe the institutions no deference or respect.

A good Republican candidate needs to know that we are not the party of big corporations but of working people and small business.

A good Republican candidate needs to get that the only commonsense gun control is a clear sight picture, proper grip, and good breath control as you squeeze the trigger.

A good Republican candidate needs to loathe the media as much as it loathes us.

A good Republican candidate needs to understand that we still love President Trump and that we will not support anyone who joins the liberals in attacking him.

— Idea: In 2022, Let’s Nominate Candidates Who Aren’t Awful
Townhall.com | May 13, 2021 | Kurt Schlichter

A Two-Family Person?

Joe Biden Proposes More Education Spending to Solve Gas Shortage
Breitbart | 05.12.2021 | Charlie Spiering

President Joe Biden proposed more federal spending on education Wednesday when asked how to end the gas shortage on the East coast.

“I think that this shows that I think we have to make a greater investment in education as it relates to being able to train and graduate more people proficient in cybersecurity,” Biden said when asked how to alleviate the crisis.

Biden expressed sympathy for Americans suffering from spiking gas prices but did not offer any immediate solutions.

“Gasoline. Price is going up. Exactly right. And it matters if you make $40,000 a year, it matters if you’re a two-family person making $80-$90,000, two fam.. wage earners, it matters,” he said.

Wage Earners, it matters.