KFC worker allegedly stabbed multiple times by customer who ‘became upset about his gravy’ (Las Vegas, Nevada)
NY Post | 1-7-26 | Zoe HussainTwo men allegedly attacked and stabbed a Kentucky Fried Chicken worker multiple times in Nevada during a dispute over gravy, according to reports.
James Carter, 48, and Gerald Carter, 32, were arrested and booked on attempted murder charges for the assault that broke out on Dec. 27 at a Las Vegas KFC, according to KSNV.
Prosecutor: “You wanna fry with that?”
My guess is they were both sauced.
It turns out PCP was one of the eleven herbs and spices.
I would consider stabbing someone if they left out the biscuits but not the gravy that’s just ridiculous.
They’re just cranky because their cousin is always bragging about how great Mars is.
There’s more grave than gravy in this open thread… seal it up quick!
Dicktator Carney of Canada:
“By the way we don’t need your stinking brown gravy on our poutine anyway and I’m currently imposing a 200% tariff on all of your disgusting KFC products…and China is taking over our ports….bwahahahaha.”
Wait . . .
. . . so . . .
“Bohemian Rhapsody” is about a guy shooting another guy in the head?
I don’t think I can like this song anymore.