A Good Thing About a Blizzard Is…
You can be assured it was made by dedicated DQ employees and it’s better than that Sonic Blast crap…with whipped cream on top.
That was the Great Democrat Insurrection attempt when Democrats and Republicans had a snowball fight to determine if FDR could become a permanent dictator.
“And by the way you know I sit on the stand, and it get hot – I got a lot of uh – I got hairy legs… that turn… that’d – that, tha – that, tha – that, turn… uh – ugh – umm blonde, in the sun… and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool, and rub my leg down, so straight and then watch the hair… mm – co-come back up again…they’d look at it, so I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap… and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap!”
A Good Thing About a Blizzard Is…
You can be assured it was made by dedicated DQ employees and it’s better than that Sonic Blast crap…with whipped cream on top.
Blizzard float baby, the best.
I owned a DQ. Sonic went in across the street and didn’t hurt my business at all.
DQ Tacos are my fav thang on the menu.
…this time I only have to stock up on milk and bread because I’m still working on my stockpile of toilet paper from Covid.
Congress, Jan. 2026:
That was the Great Democrat Insurrection attempt when Democrats and Republicans had a snowball fight to determine if FDR could become a permanent dictator.
They decided that being a temporary one was enough.
Nancy Pelosi, at 70 years old, was a Senior Stateswoman involved in that kerfuffle.
Which she couldn’t pronounce without her dentures slipping.
“And by the way you know I sit on the stand, and it get hot – I got a lot of uh – I got hairy legs… that turn… that’d – that, tha – that, tha – that, turn… uh – ugh – umm blonde, in the sun… and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool, and rub my leg down, so straight and then watch the hair… mm – co-come back up again…they’d look at it, so I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap… and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-quyw6ys8Qk&t=31s
Biden in hospice:
“Damn straight you Republican nurse just last month I was having sweet dreams of sugar plums now look at me.”
… it’s super-effective against flying-types and dragon-types, with a %100 accuracy if you set up Hail or Snow first!
… and barely an inconvenience.
Hmmmmm …. perhaps we should ask the interns?
It only lasts a day but you get to load up on a month’s supply of tuna.
Or booze…or whatever.
Think Positively! A Good Thing About a Blizzard Is…
it’s the only white you are still allowed to like.