Straight Line of the Day: The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the Press Isn’t Looking, He… Posted by Oppo on 24 May 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the press isn’t looking, he…
The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the press isn’t looking, he… pronounces it Beezelbub not Basil. 4 Reply to this comment
The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the press isn’t looking, he… naps. Of course he naps when they are looking as well. He naps a lot. 6 Reply to this comment
… crawls underneath the Resolute desk, looking for clues to the secret Masonic treasure stores… 1 Reply to this comment
The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the press isn’t looking, he… … doesn’t change his behavior at all. The press will ignore anything embarrassing anyway. 3 Reply to this comment
When the press isn’t looking, he… Hums his favorite tune, “Thank Heaven for little girls” 2 Reply to this comment
. . . wonders why KamaLOL told Hillary that he had evidence of her criminal activities 3 Reply to this comment
…is using a Secchi Disk to try and hypnotize the interns so he can sniff their, you know…the thing… 2 Reply to this comment
…. Wokes like an Egyptian. (Hey, it’s Joe Biden. It doesn’t have to make sense.) 2 Reply to this comment
Curls up at the dark lords feet and stairs at him with the sad eyes of an old faithful dog. When the press is looking, it’s their feet he’s at, cowering from that rolled up newspaper. 2 Reply to this comment
The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the Press Isn’t Looking, He… …Gets his diaper changed. 1 Reply to this comment
When the press isn’t looking, he…
Calls a lid.
Well…it’s way less expensive than buying a lid.
… takes a peek at the latest NSA satellite imagery…
The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the press isn’t looking, he…
pronounces it Beezelbub not Basil.
… he wonders, wonders who wrote the Book of Love…
Same guy that put the ram in…ram-a-lama-ding- dong.
The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the press isn’t looking, he…
naps. Of course he naps when they are looking as well. He naps a lot.
knows that it’s normal.
…hopes they aren’t looking at Hunter.
When the press isn’t looking, he…
Plays with his drool.
… crawls underneath the Resolute desk, looking for clues to the secret Masonic treasure stores…
If given the chance, wouldn’t we all?
… reads Superman Comics and dreams of being like Jimmy Olsen.
The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the press isn’t looking, he…
… doesn’t change his behavior at all. The press will ignore anything embarrassing anyway.
Great Caesar’s Ghost!
. . . tries to memorize the words to “If I Only Had a Brain”
…sniffs his own hair.
And then tries to lick his elbows
When the press isn’t looking, he…
Hums his favorite tune, “Thank Heaven for little girls”
. . . asks his staff if Hunter’s pardon is ready for him to sign
…snorts ‘Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific’
. . . complains about the tightness of the puppet strings
. . . wonders why KamaLOL told Hillary that he had evidence of her criminal activities
I’m going to remember that “KamaLOL”!
…sniffs wigs.
…is using a Secchi Disk to try and hypnotize the interns so he can sniff their, you know…the thing…
All I know is to stay away from gas station Secchi.
…..watches his golden leg hairs glisten in the sun and argues with Corn Pop
Sticks his fingers in his arm pits and then smells them.
SUPERSTAR!!!
…. Wokes like an Egyptian.
(Hey, it’s Joe Biden. It doesn’t have to make sense.)
Curls up at the dark lords feet and stairs at him with the sad eyes of an old faithful dog.
When the press is looking, it’s their feet he’s at, cowering from that rolled up newspaper.
The Secret Life of Joe Biden: When the Press Isn’t Looking, He…
…Gets his diaper changed.